1. A real building has to be at least 3 times bigger than its miniature.
2. The word "Brother" is more meaningful when black people say it.
3. Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
4. When you have an emotional day, get naked.
5. Apple products have no On button.
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6. Malaysia is a difficult place to remember
7. ambi turning is more important than saving the pm of Malaysia
8. Underwear can be taken off without removing pants
9. Wearing your hair back can cause pattern dryness on the scalp
10. Gasoline fights are fun but dangerous
11. Derek is a good eugoogalizer
12. Your level of success/social status is inversely proportional to your cell phone size
13. When Derek and Hansel do the "Earth to" jokes, they don't actually think they are talking to someone up in space
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14. Just because you have chiseled abs and stunning features, doesn't mean you can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
15. That Hansel is so hot right now!