Great lines from the film
Frank: Damn good cup of coffee, Bob.
share(After offering a solution)
Frank: Clock's ticking, Bob. And I'm only getting older.
(After asking Tank to join the space mission)
Tank: I'm gonna need to pray about this.
Frank: Well, could it be a quick prayer?
Jerry: What did you have for breakfast, Frank?
Frank: Let's see, I had vegetarian huevos rancheros, egg whites only, of course, and some sort of a filtered decaf cappuccino that tasted like it was filtered through a jockstrap.
(After Jerry puts on a pair of glasses)
Frank: You don't need those, do ya?
Jerry: What? No. Just to read, drive, go to the movies. Walk, you know.
(Jerry meets Sara and instantly falls in love.)
Jerry: Would you like a banana, honey?
(Frank gets into an arguement in a bar. The guy Frank's arguing with threatens to hospitalize him)
Frank: Well, I've got Medicare. Shoot your best shot.
(Ethan is insulted by Frank's attack on his intelligence.)
Ethan: Excuse me, I hold two Master's degrees from M.I.T, Dr. Corvin.
Frank: Well, maybe you ought to get your money back.
(Ethan tells Frank that he's on a "need-to-know" basis)
Frank: You don't need to know dick.
(After Hawk is diagnosed with cancer, he and Frank discuss if the mission should be done without him)
Frank: Well, what would you do?
Hawk: I'd leave your ass on the ground in a heartbeat.
Frank: I'll bet you would
Hawk: To go into space? Hell yes. You bet your ass. (pauses) In a heartbeat.
(Aboard the Space Shuttle, just before take-off)
Frank: Reverend Tank, do you think a prayer's in order?
Tank: I was just reciting the Shepherd's Prayer...Alan Shepherd's prayer.
O Lord, please don't let us screw up.
(Upon being blasted into space after a 40 year wait)
Tank: Thank you, God!
(Jerry's dentures won't stay in his mouth correctly)
Jerry: Damn teeth won't stay in.
Frank:(disgusted) Damn, Jerry.
*I'll roll you up like a Philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass! *
I liked the whole exchange with the line:
"Asymmetrical sagging ass"
"Bring your guitar...and the thing that makes it go 'wah...wah wah wah wah wah.'"
I like the entire exchange.
Hawk: (looking at Jerry)
"What are you doing?"
Jerry: "Huh?"
Hawk: "What....are you doing?"
Jerry: "My damned...teeff won't...ftay in...."
Frank: "Damn, Jerry"
"When I found out that I'd been cloned; I was just beside myself."
(at the steak bar,after the talk with Hawk)
"You still drive slower than a lil old woman going to the church house!"