Could anyone tell me what the quote was that Tommy Lee Jones said about "the love of my life rolling down the hill trapped in a fiberglass *beep*?" I'm not sure if that's the exact quote, but I thought it was hilarious. I saw the movie at the theater, and haven't seen it since then, and I didn't want to rent it again just for that, but if anyone knows the quote exactly, I would appreciate it.
Thanks!
One day, a bunch of friends and l decided we´d drink too much beer and crash a big old-sorority cotillion.
You know, everybody´s dressed up in chiffon gowns and Daddy´s tuxedo.
There we are, looking like a bunch of brush poppers and goat ropers.
At the governor´s ranch too.
-l´m beginning to get the picture.
So my friends tell me that they see LeBeau entering the Port-a-Potty.
One of them little old fiberglass shithouses. l did a better tackle on that fiberglass shithouse than he ever did on the football field and the thing rolled down a bluff into a creek. Screaming and yelling all the way down except it don´t sound like no all-American defensive end. lt´s decidedly more feminine.
-Oh, no, you didn´t.
The love of my life, rolling down the bluff in a fiberglass shithouse.
lt was very, very sad.
-What happened then?
l ran like hell. Joined the Air Force the next day.
-Afraid LeBeau´d kick your ass.
Well, hell, no. l wasn´t afraid of him. l was afraid, l mean...
...truly afraid of her.