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Lesson We've Learnt From 'Me, Myself + Irene'

posted 17 years ago by ryder_78
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1. If your kids are different in color, you would expect your wife to leave for somebody else.
2. Never breastfeed your toddler in the public.

[–] I-See-Your-Every-Move 17 years ago

3 that a pinecone can in fact go up someones @ss

[–] Film_Addict_90 17 years ago

4. Never skip on the road in Rhode Island!
5. Cows are impervious to bullets

[–] I-See-Your-Every-Move 17 years ago

6. Even if a movie is great it gets dissed by the critics if its a follow up to "Theres Something About Mary"

[–] bbwibb02 15 years ago

There's nothing in this movie about pincecones...They talk about sticking a chicken egg up a guy's @ss, but stick the chicken's head up there instead. The pinecone thing sounds familiar, but from another movie.

[–] Ironman54 15 years ago

Was this meant for the Die Hard thread ? It was a chicken here, no ? Maybe I'm missin' something...

[–] skatermcgrath93 15 years ago

You can hold a girl's head underwater until she drowns and you won't get in trouble.

[–] julian-359 17 years ago

if you have breastmilk, you can too have a milk mustache

speaking of mustaches, all cops in RI have one

The name is Hank, *beep*

Vagiclean is on aisle 5

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[–] cru-7 16 years ago

Number 12 depends if you're "cut" or not. If you know what I mean ;)

[–] Progeny51 16 years ago

That doesn't make sense.

[–] ooballervpinoyoo 16 years ago

it happens to me

Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Safeguard the helpless, and do no wrong

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[–] cru-7 16 years ago

It depends if you have foreskin or not. After sex, if you have foreskin, it can be pulled back half, or all the way, hence the sideways spray. As you have skin covering the tip. Sorry to be so graphic, but there's really no other way to explain it ;)

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[–] bbwibb02 15 years ago

I always wondered about that scene too. It didn't make much sense to me. I guess the foreskin thing could have something to do with it, and the fact that I do not have mine might explain why the concept is foreign to me. However, I'm wondering if you know for sure that this is the logic used in this scene, or if you are guessing.

[–] mfoley84 15 years ago

1) Meeting really awful people in your life and not trying to have it get the better of you, for some reason means you're automatically a pushover.

2) Shonte Sr. is the brother of Henry Louis Gates.

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