in my opinion they are:
"well i guess he likes the *beep* after all
"u ok charlie" yeh just uh" freshning up"
"Irene " why i am i peeing like i was up all might having sex?"!
"did u have fun"? whhhooa yes i did!, woaa yes i did"!
"well he had a plan alright (slurping sound)
Don't know why, but I love the part with Scooter. The way they look at him when his wife mentions his name.
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(In restaurant smiles at kid. Camera effect ensues. Foo fighters music.)
What are you starin at *beep*
You wanna start me up? Just open the choke and pull the cord pal.
I'm due for a seismic event and you're dancin on the fault line.
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Another part was:
Just jokin with the guy, bring a little sunshine into his life. Careful, you'll peel.
the part with the kid in the restaurant was hilarious.
i really like the scene with the cow. especially the part where his sticks his fingers in her nostrils.
when the three triplets on the sofa grow up into huge fat men! haha!
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He's sitting there screaming at his missing stump where his thumb used to be. Then he's stomping his feet. Then he says, "Where's my thumb?"
I love that scene. It reminds of Jim Carrey's scene in the second Ace Ventura movie where he gets spears in both thighs. He yells at them and them says, "It's in the bone."
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"He sure is a Spartacus looking motherf____!"
That slays me haha
The first time Charlie turns into Hank at the supermarket. His facial expressions kill me every single time.
When Charlie asks the dildo if he had a good time and goes OOO YESS I DID
When the chicken is up the cop's @$$ and he says... WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS CHICKEN OUT OF MY @$$!!
Funniest bit for me was in the restaurant when he steals that lesbians cigarette and says, "hey fellas." That cracked me up. Why do so many lesbians try and look like blokes? No offence :)
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This, cotton mouth, EVERY TIME
Come and get it, bitches.
i love when he turns into hank for the first time, and hank being a completely different person looks around and realises there's a gun on his waist and makes this face like 'ace! i have a gun!' and then the ensuing scene lol
- who am i? im a spoke on a wheel, so was he and so are you.
"how's it hangin' fellas?"
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-Carey's face when he realizes his thumb is gone
-Whitey
-the spider scene in the car
I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey.
When she discovers the care package is a dildo and a bottle of rum. She soon after confronts Hank and he says, "I wasn't going to just ram it home. I was going to lube it up and ease it in inch by inch. Like a gentleman."
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