I didn't get the 'limp' dildo part ... I've never seen one up close and personal but I always assumed they were 'stiff', no ? Any guy who has had too much to drink prior to sex knows that being limp doesn't exactly make for a good time.
The look on Charlies face when Irene tells him that the dildo wasn't for her - LOL !!
His 'self loathing' is hysterical !
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To take this way too seriously, as a gay man with experience in these things...
1. A penis is stiff, but the innards aren't. Think about it, even super-hard your penis still has some bendability to it.
2. A dildo, especially long ones like the one we saw, is designed to go where no penis has gone before (cue theme music). In the case of anal play (regardless of gender so don't get grossed out), there is about a 5-6" cavity in the recturm, give or take depending on height. After that you pass the sigmoid (which, in experience is hard work but feels awesome) which leads into a curving element of the colon. While the colon itself can adapt, a bendier-dildo helps make both initial penetration and insertion easier.
3. Again, the length...unless it's solid plastic or plexiglass, any rubberized dildo that length will wiggle like that.
4. Unlike a penis, which is made up ultra soft, very tiny tissue that requires a lot of blood to engorge is, a dildo is made of a single hardy material, so even if it's floppy and gives, it's still hard and capable of proper penetration.
Okay, enough seriousness, this is about a comedy.
::in the room with no doors, a faceless boy playing with makeup...
I love him from this mirror...::
Well,,,, I guess its better than the chicken huh ?
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