horrible and not funny


I know its a "comedy" but this wasn't funny. A guy with a multiple personality disorder is meant to be a comedic start to a film. Am I meant to find this funny? Senselessly killing a cow (as an Animal Lover, this was a downright painful scene to watch); constant spewings of f--k and s**t; seeing a dog take a dump, watching jim dump a girls face in a water-fountain, him sucking on a female's breast; slapstick humour that goes too far even for Jim Carrey; unlikeable and awful characters; THIS FILM SUCKS!!

I'm a fan of Jim Carrey, but this is the sort of humour I would have expected from Ben Stiller, not Carrey. I didn't think Carrey would have stooped to get cheap laughs by going R-rated with such profanity. I found it poorly written, and I thought that the narration was really annoying and distracting.

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He didn't kill the cow. Remember the police chief later says "'He shot a prize cow six times in the head, poor thing's lucky to be alive."

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lol ya that line was classic, i love this movie

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I hope you never see how they kill the cows that make the hamburger/steak you probably eat regularly.

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I hope you never see how they kill the cows that make the hamburger/steak you probably eat regularly.

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Hamburgers and steaks also aren't funny. Tasty, yes, but not funny.

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You sure make assumptions about people you don't know.

In any case, you are sadly a bit correct as well - people aren't upset that cows get slaughtered, tortured and treated badly and painfully in slaughterhouses (how could it be otherwise?).

People are upset being TOLD about it (or SHOWn something like that, even in a movie).

Just in case you are wondering, I have not eaten animals since I found out about the cruelty industry behind the food plate - I had no idea how horrible it all was, and never really thought the terrifying reality behind 'eating animals' - to me, it was just 'substance you buy from a store' and that was the end of story.

The 'people eat animals' was just a 'philosophical argument' until I saw the horrifying reality and I haven't wanted to touch an animal product ever since.

So not everyone 'probably eats steaks', try to leave room for people being vegetarians and vegans in your worldview.

Also, animals, steaks, hamburgers, etc. are not 'tasty' - what you are tasting is not the flesh, but spices, seasonings, condiments and so on and whatnot. If you REALLY thought animal flesh is tasty, you could eat raw meat and enjoy its bloody, slightly ureaic taste, and THAT would be 'tasty' to you.

What you are describing as 'tasty', is the PROCESSING that has been done to the flesh, and that same processing could be done to tofu or any ethical substance just as well, and it would taste the same.

So you are wrong in describing steaks, hamburgers or animals as 'tasty', because the taste doesn't come from the animals, the flesh, or the torture, pain, terror and fear the animal goes through before your plate is unethically decorated with someone's muscles that some evil a-hole, who had no right, murdered an innocent animal brutally and painfully so they could tear their flesh out of their previously alive body just so you could lie about its taste.

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You probably don't want to know about In Living Color. Go in Peace.

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This wasn't funny? Some people got really bad weird tastes..

This shít's hilarious, I don't believe there's actually people who don't find it funneh.

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It's probably Jim's worst film.

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Oh, I agree. Whenever I think up the bad movies I've seen this one comes to mind first. I grew up watching Jim Carrey in The Mask and Ace Ventura. I always thought he was so funny. I remember going to see this when I was 13 and we knew it was rated R but didn't think it would be so bad. Wrong! Awful, awful, awful! I hated the way the boys talked. I don't mind a few cuss words but when every other word out someone's mouth is F this and F that...it's awful.

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Wrong. This is one of his BEST movies.

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Oh, I agree. Whenever I think up the bad movies I've seen this one comes to mind first. I grew up watching Jim Carrey in The Mask and Ace Ventura. I always thought he was so funny. I remember going to see this when I was 13 and we knew it was rated R but didn't think it would be so bad. Wrong! Awful, awful, awful! I hated the way the boys talked. I don't mind a few cuss words but when every other word out someone's mouth is F this and F that...it's awful.


God people like you are a fvcking drag...Seriously. Uptight conservative christian cock sucker parents raising pussified kids like you that get to their teenage years thinking uttering the word fvck is such an atrocity.

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It's one of his BEST films!

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The beginning had some funny moments then it just tried too hard to be funny and it was hard to watch.


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Not hard at all. It was funny from beginning to end.

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I loved how they tried to kill the prize cow..So funny....Screw peta

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This movie is hilarious. It is supposed to be ridiculous. You didn't watch it with the right state of mind.

This movie has me in fits every time I watch it.

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