What family guy needs that south park has.

How about crap animation?

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Southpark's animation is slightly better than family guy's.

1.Serialized storylines The last two seasons haven't exactly been met with overall admiration according to the posts on the SP board so No.
2.Intellectual jokes They've had those & I have to ask, what great intellectual jokes has SP done recently? Caytlin Jenner running over people, Garrison raping Donald Trump to death? Those?
3.Less random gags South Park doesn't have random gags so technically they can't have less than SP.
4.More character development I don't see how they can be developed anymore.
5.Different dynamics What does that mean?
6.Major diverse communities What does that mean? Are you referring to SP's major diverse community with the one black family?
7.Salvaging Main characters personalities What does that mean?
8.Current events about the latest topics Not possible.
9.Predictions of the future South Park has never predicted the future.
10.Unexpected twists How that would improve anything.
11.Better continuity They have continuity when it matters. Just as SP had before the last 2 seasons.
12.Make the recurring characters more involved I don't see a problem with that.
13.Get ahead of time by at least 2 years South Park hasn't done that. Unless I'm mistaken, the kids are still the same age and have only ever advanced one grade in school.
14.Every main or recurring character get fair share in their roles What does that mean?
15.Avoid bad plots at all cost Every show should do that, but whose to say what's a bad plot? South Park had an episode with Randy measuring his crap.
16.Smarter well-written plots They've done that already.
17.Depthness They've done that already.
18.Seriousness They've done that already.
19.Heartwarming moments They've done that already.
20.No Status Quo But that's the nature of life. Things tend to return to normal once the 'whatever it is that interrupts it' passes, besides SP has had plenty of status quo moments.
21.New impressive writers with actual talent Whose to say they don't have talent? Although new blood isn't always a bad thing.
22.Better showrunner Eh, couldn't hurt I suppose, although FG's knows the show & characters intimately. A new one might not.
23.No political crap South Park just did an entire season's storyline about the election.
24.New ideological imagination What does that even mean?
25.Continue the rest of the series without cutaways No. That's what they're known for although fewer wouldn't be bad.
26.Grade triple A plus seasons for now on. Considering how the last 2 seasons of South Park have been received South Park has failed at that.
27.Primetime emmy awards or global Emmy awards etc There are no such things as Global Emmy Awards & that's not for FG to decide. Whether they get nominated let alone win, is out of FG & SP's control.
28.Unique places After the planet that wanted to cancel SP, what 'places' have been unique to South Park?
29.Likability and lovable tearjeakers. FG has likability & when has SP EVER done a tearjerking episode? I can think of three FG episodes that could be considered 'tearjerkers' in the loosest sense of the term & assuming one could be moved to tears by FG which frankly I think is impossible.
30 Rewatchable episodes again. They have those now.

31. Self-righteous doucheiness.

No, wait, that's something people shouldn't copy from South Park.

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