Mine is: Miles: Put your hands on the pavement.
Tulley: There is no pavement.
Miles: Put your hand on the Oodles of Noodles.
Tulley: Chicken or Beef?
Miles: Chicken.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
when logan 1st got out of jail.he was getting all his stuff back.then he only had 1 shoelace.he said 2 the cop u took my shoelace?the cop said no.he said yes u did.just tell me what u gonna do with 1 shoe lace.floss ya ass?ha ha ha GOTTA GO!i laughed so hard!LMAO.and that was only the 1st scene!
shareMiles: Look you are either going to be someone's bitch or someone's senorita. What's its going to be?
You don't want to go to jail in Mexico. No one wants to go to jail in Mexico, they put all kinds of burritos up your ass.
lol.
martin:oh you dont wanna mess with him he is a stonecold killer he's bad man one time i sae rip some guys guts out threw their ass and the eyes fell out
tulley:im bad baby nah im bad ill rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them *beep* ill rip your toungue out and lick my balls with them
also
detective:whats your problem
tulley:this guy logan owes me fifty-thousand dollars! and if i dont get it soon im talking!!!!!!!!!!
detective:whos logan and what do u know about him
tulley:alls i can tell you sir that hes gay gay gay gay
martin:thats it ive had enough
Its been a while since ive seen this movie, its the type of movie i would never like, but I like this one i find it really funny. Theres a scene where Luke Wilson is describing how he saw Martin handle some guy (I think) and hes imitating him, "he was all Believe that.."
share00:57:27 I'm over my head? No, I'm over your head...
00:57:30 'cause your head's up your ass.
Miles Logan: We can't get out of here. They got cops everywhere.
Tulley: So? You're one of 'em.
Miles Logan: No, I'm a drug dealer now!
Tulley: Man, why you sellin' this *beep* when you got that big diamond in your hand?
Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.
LUke Wilson's character imitating Martin:
"He's like, 'I got to do this'."
"Believe Dat"
LMAO
The funniest is:
"You don't wanna go to jail in Mexico, don't nobody wanna go to jail in Mexico, man they put all kinds of burritos in your ass."
LMAOO... it was all a serious moment, where did the burritos in your ass thing come from? Hahaha
DIAZ, is it? DIAAAAZ?!? What do you think we should do about it *pats stomach* DIAZ?!?
When Tulley wanted agreed to go to jail and asked to keep his gun. Miles told Tulley that he couldn't take his gun to jail and Tulley still wanted to take it inside jail because it was hard to find.
EVERONE HAS A PLAN UNTIL THEY GET PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH!
Miles/Malone: This is gonna hurt a little.
Tully: Hunh?
Miles: I said: This is gonna hurt a little
Tully: *nods* unh-hunh
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Miles/Malone: Hey, if you don't like the station, turn the channel.
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Guy: Can we get a soundcheck?
Miles/Malone: *woof!*
LMAO. I love this movie. Every time I have a police/criminal movie marathon, it's always right at the top.
**Michael.JACKSON**