Pokemon vs Jesus


Who would win in a fight 1 of every Pokemon or Jesus Crist.

He's a real nowhere man

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jesus died around 2000 years ago

but if he didn't id go pokemon

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Why pokemon? Jesus is like god!!!!!!!!!

DONKEY KONG RULSE THE JUNGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Omg, I got EPIC lols from that.

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Feebass could beat Jesus! Why? Cause Jesus has never witness anything a bat sh!t insane as Pokemon, there fore too stunned too move. When he's struck with fear. They'll attack him!

I'm P.A.D! Dyslexic and proud!

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Pokemon is more popular that Jesus. I don't know which will die first, Pokemon or Christianity.

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I don't give a CRAP what you say...JESUS RULES!!!!!!

DONKEY KONG RULES THE JUNGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WTF is your problem! Why would you even think about someone fighting Jesus Christ. You must not be very religious because religious people don't think about fighting Jesus Christ. But Jesus would win in a fight with a pokemon because he's Jesus,no won can compare!

DONKEY KONG RULSE THE JUNGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love Jesus as much the next guy, but come on put him against Mewtwo and who do you think would win? (that's a fight I'd actually love to watch)

Impulse: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want a ponytail! Disappointment abounds.

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depends... is he all human-y or... godly? Cause since he died... he's not human no more and shiot... so if he's all goldly i'd go with jesus... but human!jesus... pokemon would win

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