New main character names
Hilbert for male, and Hilda for the female.
As weird as it sounds, these two characters are the most attractive game characters we've had so far and they have two of the most UNFLATTERING names. (apologies to whoever shares these names)
Like Hilbert? Really? Hilbert? Sounds like a Comic-Con frequenter. And Hilda sounds like a seven-foot tall Amsterdam clogger shoemaker.
Okay, I'm done ranting.
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