wait, is Donnie able to travel?
I have never seen "the gift of gab" so I don't know anything about Donnie's origins, or if he was adopted, kidnapped, etc. so I may be wasting bandwith by asking
was he adopted or was he "legally kidnapped?" how can they issue a passport to a person, even a child, without actual documentation of birth? did the embassies write up some fake paperwork (trust me, they had connections)
"Dont take a picture of the fire, PUT IT OUT"