Who cares about who the cat cult freaks were, I still don't know why Velma, being the smartest in the group knowing they run into crazy people on a frequent regular basis doesn't carry a gun and shoot the villains when they turn out to be real. Especially if Detective Bo probably had one on his person she could've grabbed or something. Smug arrogant, biotches who are sitting there acting all cocky because Velma figured it out but she supposedly can't do anything. How "it's too late"! I can see it now.
Velma: I saw the footprints, Simone wasn't dragged, she walked down that tunnel.
Simone emerges from the shadows.
Simone: Very clever, Velma. But it's too late. *starts cackling as Lena smirks wickedly in the background.
Velma pulls out a huge gun with a 2.5 inch barrel.
Velma: The Hell it is!
Simone cowers in fear as Velma aims and fires blowing out Simone's brains. Lena attempts to sneak up behind her but Velma dodges spins around and finishes off Lena. Suddenly she turns and grabs Bo the detective and kisses him passionately.
Detective Bo: Wow, Velma, you're SUPER groovy! *he smiles like an idiot
Velma: Thank you, I know! I finally decided not to keep letting all those nasty villains hold me back, and take what I want. Who's the meddling kid now! *Velma smiles, also like an idiot. Then she holds the gun up next to her face like a vigilante on an action movie poster and smiles.
Later while walking to the ferry after discovering Shaggy and Scooby they run past Jacques. Who while attempting to turn into the cat man doesn't seem to notice Velma reloading. Then as he stands powerfully to roar, Velma places the gun in his face. His face recoils to a scared kitty cat and Velma pulls the trigger.
Cut to black:
The End
Oh yeah, it would be awesome! Let's see their cat god or voodoo help them against a deadly weapon and the element of surprise from nobody expecting the nerd to know how to defend herself. And even if they had a voodoo doll, they don't stop bullets.
Okay sorry, I realize this had absolutely nothing to do with the topic, I just couldn't this scene out of my head and I wanted to share it with someone even if it was complete strangers. Maybe it sounds stupid but I thought it was hilarious. LOL
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