To fat to be a Ninja but the right amount of fat to read about Ninjas and get in Ninja/Pirates/Cowboys arguments on AOL at 28,000 Baud
shareforest is too fat to be a ninja?
a moot point since he is reading the samurai code in this film about a modern day samurai.
To fat to be a Ninja
It's "Too" not "to" you *beep* Moron.
As in you were "too" retarded to listen during English class.
Your statement must have been correct. Nobody addressed it directly, rather your grammar.
Thats usually a sign of defeat anyway.
Or he's not a samurai? He's a hitman? Do hitmen need to be long distance runners or something? Take a look at Big Country nelson, dude is fat and can go 5 rounds with some of the best heavyweight fighters in the world. Dude could punch you to death easily, and he's fat. So what?
shareButterbean was another guy on the obese side but a Boxer. Some of the guys he knocked out cold said that it was like getting hit with bricks all over your body and his conditioning was better than they expected for a fat guy with no neck and twig legs. Its another fat guy thats in MMA, his name is Mark Hunt I believe. He's a big Samoan but has brutal knockout power.
Moral of the story: You have a good point.
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Appears that way but if you see it again you see he quite in good shape. Just naturally fat. When he does his exercises on the roof you can see how good and slick he moves and like a ninja. Most of his activity just was dealt with guns so he didnt need to be in peak form but he still was in good shape. When he goes into the mansion at the end and takes out the entire squat he moves quite sleek. Almost always he is hidden or one step ahead out smarting their opponent and in that is speed and sleekness in itself.
shareI agree, the casting was not great overall. The ice cream guy, if it has to be a black ninja, was a better choice.
shareHe wasn't a ninja. He was a samurai.
shareHe was a Samurai. Not a Ninja.
I guess you missed that part. It ran throughout the entire movie.
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