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Carrie used sex as a weapon!

posted 8 years ago by JCsSupertape
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Ok so many times she was like get a promotion or get a better job or move to manhatten bleahj bleah and youll never get sex ever again if you shoot my buttocks with a paintball, then only Deacon wil lget to touch the hiney, like nearly every episode she was like I am tired and you get no shimmy shame because yourt a fat tub of goopie soup and youll never get any shimmy sham unliess I dame well decide your getting it and probably not even then because I married well bellow my standards and you can eat a ball. Sothen if its Friday he is like but I never miss Friday sex and she was like your gonna miss it this time because your a fat lazy drunken 5 assed baboon so Doug was like begging all the time cause when he married her she was down 214/7 like DTF if you know what I mean and if you don't know look it up. RIght after the wedding she started like flirting with ootrer guys and letting them smacking that ass and DOuig just had to watch and feel bad about himself, then the only time she did want it he couldn't perfume becauise his company was on strike and he rolled his man breasts over her and just went to town but she couldn't feel nothing!

[–] ewd76-944-910685 8 years ago

All women do. I expect Vladimir Putin will have a ball if Hillary becomes president.

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

True that!

[–] vestdennis 8 years ago

Please try to use a period, comma and proper English. It'll be easier to understand.

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

I think everyone understanded just fine! Everyone of us got my point accross and you can quote me!

[–] houstonhacker 8 years ago

huh?

[–] PaulWard27 8 years ago

You are one weird individual.

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

My KOQ fact rings true, forgetting how its spelled or who spelled what which way with what words. I made a very valid brave true and clean assed wholesome point about Carrie and many many peopels agree!DS Even my friend Soupy

[–] houstonhacker 8 years ago

I would love for pre-2003 slim Carrie to use sex as a weapon on me.

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

Yeah I would do what ever she wanted to hit that nightly!

[–] pfarnell 8 years ago

Even my friend Soupy

right...Soupy the Nazi, I'm figuring?

[–] pfarnell 8 years ago

I stopped reading after 3-4 lines, and just cut to your replies, assuming I could figure out from them wtf was going on.

[–] liscarkat (19385) 10 months ago

Descriptivism: the downfall of the English language. Blame the public schools.

[–] DemBonesThemBone (204) 10 months ago

HUH

[–] ewd76-944-910685 8 years ago

I got the idea from the title. Not that hard to figure out.

[–] finkemon 8 years ago

It's so much easier to read when you don't have to translate. And no, I didn't understand everything you were trying to say.

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

What was so hard to understand? I made a valid brave strong and true several good points that needed no cross reference.

[–] pfarnell 8 years ago

"valid, brave, strong, and true..."

[–] nikkivisser 8 years ago

carrie was a bitch . not good enough for any man .doug had to ask builders to call her names as she walked by.

[–] SerenityInSpace 8 years ago

not good enough for any man .doug had to ask builders to call her names as she walked by.

Are you saying that a woman is only good enough if some random men act like Neanderthals around her, when she walks past?

[–] JosephASpadaro 8 years ago

Are you saying that a woman is only good enough if some random men act like Neanderthals around her, when she walks past?

Not really "random". Ironically, one of the construction men -- the foreman, I believe -- is actually her (Leah's) real-life husband.

[–] pfarnell 8 years ago

I really liked that construction jackhammer guy who kept leering at Miranda and making obscene suggestions on SATC..and her eventual response to him.

i agree that you should not generally holler stuff out from construction sites at passing women, or from passing cars...no class.

And gets even more creepy when women they are yelling stuff at are not obviously hot anyway...

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

I couldn't agree more. My friend Souphead said the same thing. Who is Miranda?