Show your True Colors!


Are you truly for peace? Do you think blood and tyranny whenever you see a "support the troops" bumper sticker while on the road? Well, it's time to show YOUR true colors!

Or the lack of them. I have made hundreds of standard-size (Appx. 3.5 x 10") bumper stickers that read(exactly): "SUPPORT THIS (peace sign)" in pure black and white. The peace sign is in white. They look SHARP on minivan tinted rear windows. They are non-fading. I will send you ONE if you send me a self-addressed, stamped envelope TO: Javier G. - Prontito, Inc. - 1405 Main St. #9. - SOUTH Houston, TX 77587. Donations gladly accepted (I have a day job too!)
Just don't blame me if a war-monger gets angry at you - they did with me!

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There's only one thing I love more than blatant anti-Americanism and that's a shoddy bumper sticker! Looks great on the back of a tinted minivan? Place it right next to your NO BLOOD FOR OIL sticker! Hey, better yet, why not just draw a picture of an Orca whale crapping on an American soldier on the tinted rear window of your VW van! That way, there won't be a shadow of a doubt that you are, in fact, a retard.

Please.

Anyone who sees "blood and tyranny" when they see a Support the Troops bumper sticker has issues. Issues that tend to result in a shattered existance; a lifetime spent in a poorly lit basement making second-hand bumper stickers. ...Too late.

Take it from a man who's joining the Marines next summer: people like this should be packed in to a boat to China and sunk halfway there. Then you can be with your lovely Orcas all the time! Just mind the sharks.

Oh, and one last thing. Just remember that Texas is bigger than France.

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>>>There's only one thing I love more than blatant anti-Americanism

'Anti-Americanism', that's an interesting phrase. Do we then have 'self-hating Americans'? Or is 'Anti-Americanism' only something foreign people of capable of when they have a different opinion to your own?

>>>Anyone who sees "blood and tyranny" when they see a Support the Troops bumper sticker has issues.

Or thoughts. Could be either. But if the bumper sticker had existed in 1930, do you doubt that 'Support the Troops' stickers would not shortly thereafter have appeared in the US, in Britain, in Russia and in Germany? Because 'support the troops' is not an argument, it's a mindless expression of the decision to suspend thought processes legitimised by moral sleight-of-hand tricks like 'patriotism'.

>>>Take it from a man who's joining the Marines next summer:

Is this confession of your total lack of knowledge or experience of what you're talking about meant to carry some implication of authority, or of ignorance?

>>>people like this should be packed in to a boat to China and sunk halfway there.

How very reassuring that people who advocate the defacto execution of those exercising their democratic freedoms are aspiring to carry guns and serve their country by... what, bringing freedom to the oppressed? The oppressed being the people who live under the rule of dictators who execute them if they try to exercise democratic freedoms? Hitler would surely be proud if he could only know that while country lost, his philosophy appears to still be in the running.

>>>Oh, and one last thing. Just remember that Texas is bigger than France

Er... so? You can fit France into Texas. Indeed. But to what end?

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