'He could take anything I could do to him except...'
Warlock: Ha! I've made you deaf with terrible chronic tinnitus! Give me the soul of your friend or your career as a musician is OVER!!! Ahahahahahaha!
Dude: NEVER! Even though she has a boyfriend, I'm totes crushing on her. I will never betray her! NEVAAAAARGH!
Warlock: Oh. Sh!t. But listen to this vaguely dismissive thing she said about you one time.
*listens*
Dude: Ah well, in that case take that bitch right to hell.
Warlock:Cool. Nice doing business with you. Oh here's your hearing back.
Dude: Laters.
What if a squirrel wants a sausage?