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Things I've learned from End of Days!

posted 17 years ago by Zombie55
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1. You can stop a Devil who possessed a man's body with a lot of firepower
2. Satan is capable of so much power and ability to bend reality yet he cannot locate Christine York
3. When you're in a crashing train, you can run all the way to the back of it and lie down and you won't get harmed
4. Sometimes, suicidal former cops can regain a will to live if they get tangled up in a plot that may involve the Devil, the brutal killings and the end of the world.
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger does not believe in God, but does so in his gun!

[–] bring_back_Pluto 17 years ago

6. If you have to choose between Faith and a Glock... choose the Glock!

RAMBO (2008) is an action-masterpiece! Thank you, Stallone! It's perfect!

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[–] c_bringkris 17 years ago

8.That its ok to just roll up and grab a titty pull it out of an evening gown and massage it while sticking your tongue down a woman’s throat in front of her man…give him a look like your about to snatch his soul out of him to silence him before he even speaks, and then continue to play tonsil hokey with your hand on said breast & then cover that tit up gently…walk out & torch the place.

[–] sovazz1 17 years ago

9. you can get almost beaten to death by a mob but wake up the next day with two cuts on your forehead and fight and epic battle with the devil.

10. it's acceptable to shoot your friend to see if he/she is real.

[–] bring_back_Pluto 17 years ago

10. it's acceptable to shoot your friend to see if he/she is real

ha! nice

11. if any well-dressed, brooding men ever walk up to you and compliment your t-shirt/sweatshirt, be really polite. Nod, say "thanks", and walk away slowly...

[–] Too313 17 years ago

12. Total true believers will crucify you but by tying your arms in a way that doesn't even leave rope burns under your body weight and not with nails. Everyone else around you is horrifically maimed in a second.

[–] rhymetymewins 17 years ago

13. Axl Rose must really like Arnie. He had him star in the video for "You Could Be Mine", the song played in T2, and after 4 years of working on "Chinese Democracy", and 8 years with no original material, Axl assembles a new (but not current) version of Guns N' Roses to add a song on the soundtrack for End of Days. "Chinese Democracy" will come once Arnie makes another action movie!

"WAKE UP! IT'S RHYMETYME!!!!!"

[–] The_Lord_Of_Movies 16 years ago

14. It's very very dangerous to be still a virgin at 20, the Devil might use a GPS to find the real Miss to unbalance Big Brother & The Matrix..

*Lord of Movies*

[–] kellymariekitty 9 years ago

10. it's acceptable to shoot your friend to see if he/she is real.

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[–] mykajen 17 years ago

I learned that:

1. Arnold can defeat the devil with firepower but gets his ass kicked by a fat old lady

2. Devil worshippers like to use flashlights

3. Watching End of Days is 2 hours of my life I will never get back!

[–] mr_dooms 17 years ago

I learn that you have to be careful with Satan, especially when he piss your car!

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[–] Too313 17 years ago

"20. The anti-christ urinates a black flamable liquid that could be gasoline. Imagine what comes out the other end!!!!! "

HAHAHAH! Excellent! Yes... Anti-matter?

[–] psdhart 14 years ago

lol

[–] GIRobotII 14 years ago

That the devil is a choirboy compared to Arnie.

[–] j_mcdermid 17 years ago

The lord of darkness is about to consummate his relationship with his bride, thus subjecting the world to 1000 years of pain and misery. Everything's cool. Arnie fires a gun. PANIC!

[–] acelesson 16 years ago

20) If someone tells you that you have a nice shirt, be courteous.
21) A bad grade isnt the end of the world
22) If you become the victim of a stigmata, check yourself into one of the basements of a church
23) When trying to stabalize yourself in a train getting crushed, push your momentum away from the impact zone.
24) Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
25) If half the cops in New York are looking for you, your boss will willingly let you go grab an arsenal of firearms
26) Having a lower center of gravity is the only way to manhandle Arnold
27) Theres always a cat in the fridge.
28) When throwing the devil out of the window, refuse to utter a one liner, since this is a serious movie, and "he fell for that one" as a one liner just wouldnt be acceptable.

[–] acelesson 16 years ago

29) Dont testify against the bad dudes if they threaten your family.

[–] moreyjr 16 years ago

The devil has absolutely no subtlety, tact, or espionage skills whatsoever. If the task at hand requires him to remain quiet and under the radar, and secretly impregnate his demon wife, he will blow things up, grope women, invade churches, cut old men with razor blades, and urinate in public.

[–] Dream_Demon 16 years ago

LOL! He really did those things in the movie!

What I learned is:

Don't tell the Devil you failed to persuade someone to come to him or else he'll put his fist through your face... literally!

Welcome to my Nightmare- Freddy Krueger

[–] BulletHeadedSaxonMothersSon 16 years ago

33. Coffee, pepto bismol, beer, Chinese food and pizza mixed together in a blender is a great breakfast that'll make you feel 100% if you wake up in the morning feeling like $hit.

34.Ah-nuld is no match for old lady Miriam Margolyes

[–] Roadwarrior85846 16 years ago

35. To keep from talking, cut your tounge out.
36. 20-7 is a football score.
37. There are two things that I learned in the bible: Faith (you can't miss it) and $hit happens.
38. The Vatican Knights kill.

"Hail to the King, Baby!"

[–] SimpleMovieCommenter 16 years ago

39. Something good happens, it's God's Will. Something bad happens, He works in mysterious ways.....

"You have paid the price for your lack of vision!"

[–] SanForZeke 16 years ago

40. Satan is not popular in hell, or there are no females there that attracts him. That's why the first thing he does is to find his vessel, then find a woman to make out with.

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"Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!"

[–] stevanoo9 16 years ago

41. takes a total nerd with no life time to create this post

"The Internet is so angry"

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[–] chrisandsuzy2000 15 years ago

Its Hollywood so your bound to see your dead loved ones before you die!

[–] ericboost 15 years ago

43. Priests who are trying to get rid of you will often exit through doors leading to secret holy action rooms containing moaning women afflicted with stigmata and leave them unlocked rather than simply escorting you out the building.

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[–] jacklad12 13 years ago

44. When asked to mind his own business, a policeman who has just found a tied up woman with blood all over her hands in a church basement will do just that.

45. Either Arnie or the devil only needs a few seconds to do the deed.

46. The Devil actually can walk into a church and twist your head off.

47. Blind old psychic men make great bouncers.

48. Despite having to explain that he had a threesome with your wife and daughter before making them melt into each other, the devil still won't feel awkward about punching through your head

49. A surprisingly large proportion of people we know are devout satan worshipers.

50. This film takes place in a world where abortion doesn't exist!

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[–] zell1399 12 years ago

51. Don't worry if you die...You can just make a deal with the devil if you are useful to the devil!

52. That the music was the only good thing in the movie...

53. Don't have a 3some with the Devil or you will get absorbed!

[–] iemand-anders1 12 years ago

54.if you have figured out after the first encounter with satan, bullets have absolutely 0 effect on him, it makes perfect sense with the following 5 encounters the first very thing you do each time is to go total gunblazing on him.

55.after figuring out satans plan to take over the world the best counter plan is..."to have faith"
56. giving the last sacraments is way way more important then preventing the apocalyps

[–] MadDog-ThrashTillDeath 12 years ago

dont worry when church knights try to kill you, they will waste every opportunity to stab you by preying.

Arnie is the master of riddles regarding names ...

Taking a bullet for somebody wont make him thankful at you

[–] Satantangoandcash 9 years ago

You'd be amazed at what you agree to when you're on fire.

Finals after the holidays ruins the meaning of vacation.

The devil likes threesomes.

[–] GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 9 years ago

Arnold prefers to protect real criminals cause they pay better.

Arnold considers a bullet wound to be just a scratch and if you complain about it you are a p*****.
Green Goblin is great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1L4ZuaVvaw