By far, the worst movie ever
This movie was so bad...
1. The first time I ever paid to see a movie in the theater and felt like I didn't get my money's worth... I saw this in a $1.00 theater.
2. Did the editor play a prank on everyone involved in the movie... including the audience?
3. Did they shoot every scene in only one take?
4. What the eff? This movie blows goats and if you disagree, you are stupid... or blind and deaf.
5. This movie literally killed Gene Siskel. It was the last movie he reviewed before he died and he didn't give it a thumbs down. Satan immediately wanted him dead... and so did God.
6. The screenwriter gave up on life and just wrote some crap as fast as he could. He assumed nobody would be stupid enough to film what he had written. He was wrong.
7. The movie was a prank... on all the viewers.
8. I cannot say enough. This movie is literally my most hated movie I've ever seen.
9. P.S. I haven't yet seen Battlefield Earth.