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"I just downloaded my schedule onto your computer."

posted 10 years ago by bijinius
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This movie was made in 1999...? And someone actually says that s--t? WHO WROTE THIS?? You don't f--king download something on to something else, you UP-load it. This is not difficult. But was apparently utterly out of the grasp of that genius scribe that created this masterpiece.

And... in the future... it might be better not to have a romantic comedy that revolves around a magical crab. You know, in the future. Just a helpful suggestion. I mean, It's pretty hard... explaining how a movie with such a superstar of a leading lady at the time making just Four-and-a-half Million F--king Dollars WORLDWIDE... I mean, knowing the filthy garbage romantic comedy audiences have been suckered into seeing before (and since) this one's release ("What Happens in Vegas", "New Year's Eve")...but it's not THAT hard. (Again, the movie features a *BEEP* MAGIC CRAB)

P.S. Roger Ebert gave this Three Stars out of Four. Proof that genius is not constant in those blessed with it.

[–] Lokisgodhi 8 years ago

Dumb blondes. Like the one who was his girlfriend in the film. Dialogue is written to fit the character who speaks it. Duh.

bijinius wrote:

This movie was made in 1999...? And someone actually says that s--t? WHO WROTE THIS?? You don't f--king download something on to something else, you UP-load it. This is not difficult. But was apparently utterly out of the grasp of that genius scribe that created this masterpiece.