100. England looks remarkly like southern california
99. If you run an evil organization you can have one of your headquarters in the space needle
98. Even evil poeple can have mojo
97. The 70's and 80's were just a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls.
Lord Chiclet Meriwether Bosco Turlington, former Aryan
96. If you're a tiny clone you can survive being in the vacuum of space (apparently lol).
"We're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours; let us in!"
95. They make love in Russia by playing chess
share94. Austin thinks the clapper is the clap.
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not only in Russia also in Sweden
93. The coffee is a bit nutty.
share92. Regarding Time travel paradoxes: I suggest you don't worry about all that, and just enjoy yourself.
And you all enjoy yourselves too.
91. Willie Nelson, A chinese boy, a wood pecker and a employee at NATO all have names that are misleading.
share90. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing.
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
89. Heather Graham is oh so fine.
MMM. This IS a tasty burger.
88. Sharks with frickin laserbeams attached to their heads are on the endangered species list. It would take months to clear up the paperwork.
87. On the other hand, every creature deserves a warm meal.
86. Mutant seabass are ill tempered.
85. There have been fantastic advancements in the field of dentistry.
Vanessa is FAR MORE DESIREABLE than Felicity!
share84. You'll find that all kids are different. Mini-me loves chocalate...Scotty DONT'T!
83. "Those pants are skin tight. How do you get into them?" "You can start by buying me a drink."
82. "If you have a time machine, why don't you go back to when Autin Powers is sitting on the crapper or something?"
81. "Give me a minute while I try to find my balls, for God's sake. One........two... and three. OK"
80. "Gentlemen, welcome to my sumarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen. Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub."
79. Dr. Evils rocket looks like a dick, pecker, privates, has 2 balls and nuts, also looks like a wang, willie, johnson, wiener, one-eyed monster, and a woody. Oh, and a penis. But I've seen bigger, his is just a little prick.
share78. Even fat Scottish people can do sumo wrestling like Fat Bastard did in Austin Powers in Goldmember.
77. You shee, Mr. Powersh, I love gooooold, the look of it, the taste of it, the schmell of it, the tekshture. I even loved gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate schmelting akshident, hence the name, Goldmember.
76. Nerd alert!
75. Do I make you look horny? Do I make you look randy? Do I make you look dandy?
74. Did you just soil yourself? Maybe! It did sound a little wet didn't it? Right at the end? Let's have a smell alright. Oooh wafting, wafting wafting well everyone likes their own brand don't they this is magic. Alright analysis, smells like carrots and throwup. Oh that could gag a maggot. Smells like hot, sick ass in a dead carcass. Even they would say that stinks. You know, when you go into an apartment building and you smell what other people are cooking and you ask them, what are they cooking? That plus crap.
73. Pressing REWIND, MUTE, and SAP on a remote is a great way to tell if your girlfriend is a fembot.
share72. i learned that 'a flock of seagulls' was a band, and not an actual flock of deadly seagulls that terrorised the world in the 70's and 80's
"Where did the lighter fluid come from?" - GOB Bluth
71. Tents illuminated from the inside will create perfect shadows of the people but the things around them.
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70. Woody Harrelson has seen bigger
share69. Fat Bastard has bigger chunks of corn in his crap.
68. Vanessa is a fembot and Basil knew all along, sadly.
67. Use the bazooooooooooka!
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Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads...
66. A pair of fighter pilots, a pair of bird watchers in the jungle, a little league umpire in the south, a schoolboy in China and Willie Nelson can all see a rocket shaped like a giant man-torpedo at the same time.
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