Why does he love Olive Oyl so much?
She has basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever... She is so ugly that she appears to be only vaguely human, she's not very nice, and she's so fickle! I mean, she falls for Bluto (or Brutus, w/e) at the drop of a hat, only to return to Popeye when he proves himself "worthy" of "her".
I guess Popeye's not all that good-looking either, but he's a decent man. What's up with that?