i was watching it on Tv on like tbs or comedy central. It was at the part where they are at McDonalds and Sandler yells "AHHH HORSESH!T!" instead its "OHH NOOO" and he says to Julian "I didnt mean to swear at you". Wow.
Also Bruce Almighty, instead of "Back to you, FUC*ERS!" its "Back to you, LOSERS!"
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I agree.
When I watched "Kindergarten Cop" there was that scene where the headmistress asked "What did it feel like to hit that son of a b***h?". Then on tv it was censored to "What did it feel like to hit that?". STUPID.
No. The tv version of weird Science!!! It's like I put this cup up your nose!!! They could have at least said butt I would have made more sence and other dumb things!!!!!!!!! :)
Or like on back to the future "When we hit 80 you're gonna see some serious sh!t!" gets censored to "serious stuff"
I'm with the monkey that's using the force!
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Try "The Big Lebowski".
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A MAN IN THE ALPS, LARRY!"
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Try Harold and Kumar
shareBilly Madison:
Actual: "That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace!"
Edited: "That Veronica Vaughn is one hot tamale!"
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I think the "Oh no!" at McDonald's was first used in the trailer a long time ago. So I don't think it was that much of a big deal, but I do remember back in 2002, there was a week that USA showed Adam Sandler movies, when they censored the profanity by just bleeping the expletives.
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Go buy George Carlin's 'Seven words you can't say on television'
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BTyzTJTNhNk
Sh_t, P_ss, F_ck, c_nt, c_cksucker, motherf_cker, and t_ts!
A little outdated, though. You can say sh!t and t!ts, on tv after 10pm. As for bitch i think that is 'legal'. Not sure about assh*le.
My favorite is Die Hard:
yippee ki-yay Mista Falcon!
in gi jane,,when gi jane gets beaten up while her arms were tied up. and says "suck my d!ck" its changed to kiss my stick.
shareI'd have to go with Scarface on this one. In the opening scene where the cops say
"Where'd you get that scar eat p*ssy" It says "Where'd you get that scar eating pineapple."
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That's just way too ridiculous.
shareIt was just on TV (not cable) tonight and there was no censoring of language.
share40 year old virgin, the part where he's getting his chest waxed
Original: FU*K ME! IN THE AS*HOLE
Censored: DO ME! IN THE RAT HOLE
We Brits definatly have a more lax censoring system, which I like hehe. Its great when American celebs come on our chat shows and swear and then go, oh am I allowed to say that?
shareAustin powers 2:
"No sh!!! shirlock"
changed to
"No kidding, idiot"
Another movie with terrible TV censoring is Liar Liar. In the scene where Fletcher is beating himself up, instead of "I'm kicking my @$$,do ya mind?!?!"it's "I'm kicking my butt,do ya mind?!?!"
Oh sweet jeepers...
How come the guy who created hammocks isn't considered the greatest genius who ever lived?-Homer
Bruce Almighty is supposed to be a family movie I don't remember that line.
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i'm watching it right now on TV and the part where he says, "that's a *beep* load of piss." they make him say, "looks like lake michigan." i laughed because it's so ridiculous.
shareOk, it's official. I want to be the guy who writes this corny ass censor dialogue for network tv. Anyone who says that won't be a fun gig doesn't know how to have fun.
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