There were a lot of funny ones, but I always get a big laugh repeating this one from Uncle June:
Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now", she says. "Why?" he asks, don't you have a vase?
"I stick motherfückin' provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning!"
You who wish to conquer pain, you must learn to serve me well.
Hey Sil you remember your first blowjob ?
That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullsh*t
"...snakes were *beep* themselves long before Adam and Eve".
shareI like when the FBI Agent sneaks up on Adriana in the store. Adriana says "Jesus why don't you go haunt a house or something" she replies hadn't talked in a while etc. Adriana says "so you decided to crawl up my ass?"
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" Proctologist? I wont let anyone wave their finger in my FACE!"
"..... because if she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself!"
shareWhen they're cracking jokes about Ginny Sack at Bada Bing, Gigi Cestone delivers the last and funniest joke before a suspicious Johnny Sack enters the room:
"Two guys could f*ck her at the same time and still never meet".
When Vito dresses up like a biker and pretended to do a gay dance at a gay bar. Dude was comitted
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