most of the movie isnt so funny. hell, i didnt even laugh once through it. But the part where the hitman shoots himself, that made me laugh for like 20 minutes. By far one of the funniest parts i have ever seen in a movie so far.
shareI disagree with you, but the hitman part was hilarious. The way George Clooney looks when he is sprayed with the enhaler---that look of shock and confusion after bracing himself for a bullet in his skull---was absolutely priceless.
shareI agree. I died laughing when he shot himself, but I didn't laugh at all through the rest of the movie, except for when the French concierge was taking the oath when he went to testify in the courtroom.
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Priest with guitar in wedding
shareWrigley: Uh, I'll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens.
Nero's Waitress: What did you call me?
Wrigley: Uh, no, I-I... I-I didn't call you anything.
Nero's Waitress: You want a salad?
Wrigley: Yeah. Do you... Do you have a, uh, green salad?
Nero's Waitress: What the *beep* color would it be?
Loved the part where George Clooney first talks to his ancient boss with all the tubes going into him...kinda horrifyingly funny in a spooky way. Also loved the part with the Baron von Espy. "It was ZAT silly man!"
shareYeah-Rex Rexroth as the sillyman
I know a guy whose last name
is Silliman-but George was very
good at playing his part.
I enjoyed the scene where he was waiting
to talk with Herb and chose a magazine
*Living without Intestines and opened to
the centerfold and his expressions was
priceless.
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My favorite moment is the discussion between Clooney and the other lawyer regarding whether 'Kirchner' applies or not...
that always makes me break out laughing... :D
Kirshner was in Kentucky!!
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
My favorite part:
Miles Massey: All right, so much for the ice-breakers. What are you after, Freddy?
[takes a drink of water]
Freddy Bender: My client is prepared to settle for 50 percent of the marital assets.
[Miles spits out some water]
Miles Massey: Why only 50, Freddy? Why not a hundred? While we're dreaming, why not 150? Are you familiar with "Kershner"?
Freddy Bender: "Kershner" does not apply.
Miles Massey: Bring this to trial, we'll see if "Kershner" applies.
Rex: What's "Kershner"?
Miles Massey: Please, let me handle this.
Freddy Bender: "Kershner" was in Kentucky.
Miles Massey: "Kershner" was in Kentucky?
Freddy Bender: "Kershner" was in Kentucky.
Miles Massey: All right, Freddy, forget "Kershner". What's your bottom line?
Freddy Bender: Primary residence, 30 percent of remaining assets.
Miles Massey: What, are you nuts? Have you forgotten "Kershner"?
"C'mon...you're better than that!"
I agree. *spoiler* Although I didn't snicker once throughout the rest of the film. That scene with the asthmatic hit man switching his inhaler for his weapon was probably the funniest bit I've ever seen in a movie. I was cracking highs laughing so hard.
Food is meant to be eaten, not watched. Stop chewing on that porno mag!
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It was deserving of a chuckle but I would hardly call it the funniest moment in film history.
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