Cafeteria Monologue


Please post Gavin's cafeteria monologue!

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well i just remember the last thing he says when he stands up "That's it lesson over class dismembered welcome to Cradle Bay High Stevie boy welome to my nightmare" i will tell you the rest when i get it

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well you wanted it you got it

Gavin: "It's a class system here at C.B. High Stevie boy... check it out there you got your motor heads,car jocks all the world's a gasket and a lube job and a pack of luckys...Music of choice positraction overdrive,classic rock,Skynrd, The Allmans and Bruce...drug of choice: beer Miller genuine draft keggers can't be choosers...Over here you have your microgeeks nerds,whiz kids and various other bottom feeders...music of choice the sound of an apple pc booting up. drug of choice: Stephen Hawkin's "A brief history of time" and a cup of jasmine tea on a Saturday night... Over ther you have your skaters riffin ragin' kids and their ramp tramps, baggy pants,dickie wools doing 50-50 grinds with a gnarly grab finish and a home made half pipe in the woods... music of choice the whack of a hacky sack...drug of choice ecstasy,e-tab baby longer lovin' through science... Here's where it gets really nasty Lorna runs with that group there the Blue Ribbons. It's a community group of good kids have bake sales,car washes kiss a lot of adult sphincter. U.V.-Blue robots. Gavin-here here. those three guys cradle bay's answer to manson,mcbeigh and O.J. Trent Whalen,Andy Effkin,Robby Stewart. UV-I bet you didn't know that toast comes in three flavors. Gavin-This groups music of choice the hum of perfection, the buzz of ambition,drug of choice life the pursuit of clean living at the expense of all who sniffle at the hem of their gowns... Then you got kids like me and UV here lames who like our metal heavy and our marlboros light...music of choice harvester of sorrow language of the mad...Drug of choice:what do you got? That's it lesson over class dismembered welcome to Cradle Bay High Stevie boy welcome to my nightmare."

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Thanks for posting that. I loved Gavin's cafeteria monologue at the start of the film but never picked up everything he said. It makes it more entertaining now to go back and watch it. Definitely, not "Heathers" but a great little underrated movie.

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lol i'm glad to help

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now heathers is a movie i would never want to see

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I love Heathers but the comparison was in reference to the similar different cliques in the cafeteria scenario. Jawbreaker was another film with a good cafeteria scene. The high school cafeteria is really the only place to consistently see all the different groups coexisting together in one place. J.D. from Heathers said the only place the different cliques could get along is heaven but they do coexist in seperated groups in the cafeteria.

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well i just remember my own nightmare of a high school experiance

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