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Complete cafeteria monologue with UV and Gavin

posted 16 years ago by anonreviewer
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enjoy.....

There you got your motorheads, car jocks. All the worlds a gasket and a lube job and a pack of Luckys.
Music of choice:posi-traction overdrive, classic rock...Skynyrd, The allmans, Bruce.
Drug of choice: beer, Miller genuine Draft. Keggers cant be choosers.
FREAKS WHO FIX LEAKS.

Over here you have your microgeeks...nerds, whiz kids and various other bottom feeders.
Music of choice: the sound of an Apple PC booting up.
Drug of choice: Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time" and a cup of jasmine tea on a saturday night.
FREAKS THAT GO SQUEAK.

Over there you have your skaters. Riffin', ragin' kids and their ramp tramps. Baggy pants, dickie wools, doing 50-50 grinds with a gnarly grab finish on a homemade halfpipe in the woods.
Music of choice: the whack of a hacky sack.
Drug of choice: Ecstasy, E-tab. Baby, longer lovin' through the science.
FREAKS IN SNEAKS.

Here's where it gets really nasty..
The Blue Ribbons. It's a community group of good kids. Have bake sales, car washes. Kiss alot of adult sphincter.
Blue Robots...Here, here.
This group's music of choice: the hum of perfection, the buzz of ambition.
Drug of Choice: life, the pursuit of clean living...at the expense of all who sniffle at the hem of their gowns.
FREAKS, SO CHIC.

Then you got kids like me and U.V. here.
Lames who like our metal heavy, or Marlboros light.
Music of choice: Harvester of sorrow, Language of the Mad.
Drug of choice: What do you got?
FREAKS ALL WEEK.

My documentary in progress:
http://www.leftwingmediamachine.blogspot.com

[–] jstallyn 16 years ago

Haha, thanks for that. UV is righteous!
But isn't the music of choice for the bikers the "Bachman Turner Overdrive"?
Nevertheless, great monologue.
Reminds me of Kip's monologue in "The Forsaken", which like this, starred Brendan Fehr.

"Take a look at the world we inherited. We're a bunch of fast-food munching MTV freaks humping the great Amercian Dream. The generation before us sold their innocence for 200 digitally enhanced satellite stations, and it's been downhill ever since. They had Mickey Mouse, Easy Rider and The Beatles. Alright? We got South Park, The Blair Bitch and Ricky Martin. Alright? They had "Be here now!". We got "Sh!t happens!". If that doesn't put thinks in perspective, I dunno what does. I mean, we're just Microsoft Neanderthals addicted to surfing netland, still *beep* in our nests. And every time i think about giving a rat's ass, I picture Monica making millions from sucking Bill's little red rooster. Just rockets me right back into reality."

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"There is an awful warmth about my heart like a load of immortality" - John Keats

[–] CptHowdy87 16 years ago

Hilarious! I love that whole monlogue by Gavin and I still think this is Nick Stahls best and most memorable performance and he's only in it (at-least the real him) for the first 25-30 mins of the film, for that short period he made wuite an impression. Also I burst out laughing everytime I hear the "music of choice: the sound of an apple PC booting up" great stuff.

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