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Best line in the history of cinema... (Profanity)


Could anyone NOT find this line hilarious!
"What the f*ck ass f*ck of a bum-f*ck sh*t hole town is this?". I laugh my @$$ off everytime I hear it. hahaha.

~faith in chaos~

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You're easily amused.

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"What kind of a sick b**ch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"
Tom Arnold - True Lies. Always makes me laugh.

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poo poo wee wee - clerks

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No funniest line in cinematic history

Hi, my name's Skank Marden...I play hockey and I fornicate because it's the two best things to do in cold weather

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Are you *beep* with me, kid!?- Billy Bob Thronton in 'Bad Santa'

i AM a patriot!

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If you're talking Bad Santa, I'd definately go with "*Beep* me Santa! *Beep* me Santa! *Beep* me Santa!" by Lauren Graham.
Still cracks me up every time I zap past another Gilmore Girls episode on tv.

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Easily the best line in the movie happens with the airhead girl TV stooge is asking Russel Crowe's wife about the game and then asks the littlest boy what he thinks of his dad playing. His response? "I have a toy pony. It takes big s*$#s."

God, I die laughing every time.

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I think the best line in this movie is "I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather"

I can't pretend to know the best linhe in all of cinema...I haven't seen THAT many movies...

Ah, the searing kiss of hot lead, how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying.

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Na the best line, which happens to be the quote of the day, is: "This is hockey, ok? It's not rocket surgery." This quote is sooooo on the money of an old-school Canadian hockey personallity it's great.

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"What kind of a sick b**ch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"
Tom Arnold - True Lies. Always makes me laugh.

My husband and I always talk about that line... we knew someone whose wife took all of the lightbulbs out of the house when she left him.
And of course Tom Arnold's delivery of the line is priceless.


illegitimus non carborundus - don't let the bastards get you down

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Professor Snape...you've incorrectly construed the quotation. It should be "don't let the bastards WEAR you down." Where 'wear' carries the connotation of 'abrade'.

Come read the site: http://www.FeralFiction.com

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One of my favorites is in "There's Something About Mary" when Matt Dillon is eaves dropping on a conversation about him...he turns around and says, "F@&#!!!"

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Professor Snape...you've incorrectly construed the quotation. It should be "don't let the bastards WEAR you down." Where 'wear' carries the connotation of 'abrade'.


Dad????



No kidding crittercat... you sound just like my father.
Thanks for pointing that out. I was beginning to wonder if anyone had even seen my "signature"... I'll change it right away.

illegitimus non carborundus - don't let the bastards wear you down

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Dad????

Not that I know of. Such a thing might be possible. Has your mother ever lived on the northeast coast of the United States, in England (Cambridge or London), Minneapolis, MN or Chicago, IL?

If so, we can have blood tests and I'll show you mine and you show me yours.


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No... my family has pretty much kept to the shores of Southern California. And my mother has pretty much kept to my father.

Besides, I have a feeling you're not quite old enough.



illegitimus non carborundus - don't let the bastards wear you down

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Well...I used to go to L.A. for story conferences and such back in the 80s.

I was born in 1942 but didn't become, how shall we say...? Oh, you know! Until the early 60s.

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Okay, you're old enough... my parents were both born in 1949. They got married in 1969 and I didn't come around until 1971. According to their stories they didn't get as much out of the '60's as they should have. Of course, they may be lying to me to try to protect their innocence.



illegitimus non carborundus - don't let the bastards wear you down

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crittercat- the actual translation is "don't let the bastards grind you down" My government professor majored in Latin and Political History- he had a poster of the quote "illegitimus non carborundum" in his class.

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I agree with stynn. That line is great. That whole scene after he gets shot is great.

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Everytime I hear this, I die laughing.


"Stevie, how many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm a premature ejaculater."

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Oooooooo no more yankie my wankie....The Donger needsa fooda!!!!

"check the imdb cast list before asking who portrayed who in movies please"

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Ohh, a Zamboni...I get we just thinking about it.
Good work Tree, you killed him.
Excuse me, Judge, I'm fat.

Keith Moon was the greatest 'Keith Moon Style' drummer ever!!

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