The statue at the end that Marky-Mark sees
Do you think his name is Aperham Lincoln?
shareLol.
Or,
Chimpraham Monkcoln
Uprightham MissingLink-oln
Abrasimian Linchimp
Actually, yours is much better. Carry on.
I like the Missinglinkoln. Missing can be his middle name:
Aperham M. Linkoln