Mine was when Amy or whatever said something to Lenoard about him carrying his 'blanket' around and he was like "This isn't a blanket, it's a rag. I carry it around incase I have to wipe of something." Ha ha the way he said that had me in tears. lol
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mine is...
Gilbert: My mom collects antique dolls. That's perfectly normal.
Amy: She takes them to the movies.
Gilbert: There's nothing strange about that.
Amy: She buys them popcorn.
Gilbert: Once! She did that once!
hahaha.
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Gilbert: "My mom collects antique dolls. It's perfectly normal. A lotta people collect dolls."
Amy: "Yeah, a lotta insane people."
Gilbert: "My mom's not insane."
Amy: "She takes her dolls to the movies."
Gilbert: "So? There's nothing wrong with that."
Amy: (whispering) "She buys them popcorn."
Gilbert: "ONCE! She did that ONCE!"
(Marshall stifles laughter)
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Marshall: "Have you ever SEEN a dead person?"
Amy: (sarcastically) "Oh, yeah, I've got 'em lying around my basement in huge stacks. (Marshall gives her a look) You know, you should come over some time; we use 'em to build big forts."
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Gilbert: "What should we call him?"
Amy: "How bout mummy?"
Marshall: "How bout Harold?"
Amy: "Harold?"
Marshall: "I don't know, he looks like my uncle Harold."
Amy: "Geez, your aunt must be ready to open a vein!"
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Amy: "Get outta the way, LEONARD. And take your blanket with you."
Leonard: "It's not a blanket, it's a rag! I carry it around in case I hafta wipe up something."
Amy: (sarcastically) "Oh, yeah, right, and I'm not wearing a bra, I'm wearing a bulletproof vest."
Gilbert: "You're wearing a bra?!"
Amy: "Oh, shut up."
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(Marshall and co. have just fooled his mom)
Amy: "Clogging? What is this, Hee-Haw?"
Marshall: "Hey, it worked, didn't it?"
Amy: "Yeah, but next time, think of an idea that makes YOU look like a dork."
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Marshall: "Gilbert, we are trying to keep a low profile, so it would help IF YOU'D STOP PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS WITH THE MONSTER!!!"
Gilbert: "He started it."
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Amy: "Mrs. Anderson?"
Mrs. Anderson: "CALL ME ESMERALDA!"
Amy: "Her name's not Esmeralda."
Gilbert: "She's roleplaying; go with it."
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Leonard: "If you find him, don't ask the guy for any ice cream, 'cuz he won't give it to you!"
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lmao i haven't seen this movie in sooo long. reading these lines made me realize how disney actually used to have substance. like this stuff is actually funny. AND the kids could act. man disney airs such CRAP nowadays.
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omygod id forgetten how funny it was!!all of them, especially amy
this gurl just lost her mind
"What about Patrick Ryer?"
"What about him?"
"He blew up Kubat's mailbox with a cherry bomb and nobody ever saw him again."
"That's because he moved to Toronto."
"Oh really? You know, he never writes."
Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Criedshare