Gilbert: "My mom collects antique dolls. It's perfectly normal. A lotta people collect dolls."
Amy: "Yeah, a lotta insane people."
Gilbert: "My mom's not insane."
Amy: "She takes her dolls to the movies."
Gilbert: "So? There's nothing wrong with that."
Amy: (whispering) "She buys them popcorn."
Gilbert: "ONCE! She did that ONCE!"
(Marshall stifles laughter)
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Marshall: "Have you ever SEEN a dead person?"
Amy: (sarcastically) "Oh, yeah, I've got 'em lying around my basement in huge stacks. (Marshall gives her a look) You know, you should come over some time; we use 'em to build big forts."
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Gilbert: "What should we call him?"
Amy: "How bout mummy?"
Marshall: "How bout Harold?"
Amy: "Harold?"
Marshall: "I don't know, he looks like my uncle Harold."
Amy: "Geez, your aunt must be ready to open a vein!"
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Amy: "Get outta the way, LEONARD. And take your blanket with you."
Leonard: "It's not a blanket, it's a rag! I carry it around in case I hafta wipe up something."
Amy: (sarcastically) "Oh, yeah, right, and I'm not wearing a bra, I'm wearing a bulletproof vest."
Gilbert: "You're wearing a bra?!"
Amy: "Oh, shut up."
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(Marshall and co. have just fooled his mom)
Amy: "Clogging? What is this, Hee-Haw?"
Marshall: "Hey, it worked, didn't it?"
Amy: "Yeah, but next time, think of an idea that makes YOU look like a dork."
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Marshall: "Gilbert, we are trying to keep a low profile, so it would help IF YOU'D STOP PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS WITH THE MONSTER!!!"
Gilbert: "He started it."
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Amy: "Mrs. Anderson?"
Mrs. Anderson: "CALL ME ESMERALDA!"
Amy: "Her name's not Esmeralda."
Gilbert: "She's roleplaying; go with it."
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Leonard: "If you find him, don't ask the guy for any ice cream, 'cuz he won't give it to you!"
I have the same birthday as Johanna E. Braddy (Princess Yue on Avatar.)
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