I want the real deal!
I remember seeing all those deleted scenes listed as deleted on the alternate versions page (most of them anyway) when I saw this movie at a theatre in Sweden. I definately remember many of the scenes with the Crying Drunk Girl, I also remember the watermelon scene. Lots and lots of really memorable, and funny, scenes.
This version was awesome and I liked it so much that I bought the DVD afterwards. Man, what a HUGE disappointment it was.
Not only are KEY ELEMENTS deleted (Crying Drunk Girl etc.), the movie is totally butchered and we are left with some semi-funny stuff with people "drinking" CGI-fruits and holding balloons. COME ON?!
They take a perfectly good film and chop it into tiny bits because they will make more MONEY if it's rated PG13 than if it's rated R. Then they repeat the same sh*t again, but names it "10 year anniversary edition". No wonder people turn to piracy. Idiots.
Now give me the real deal. I'm tired of watching "extended trailers" on DVD/Bluray!