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Mike wouldn't have bothered

posted 13 years ago by trotsky88
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I'll bet if Mike could have looked into the future and have seen how big Amanda's butt would become, he would not have minded losing the perfect girl. As he watched her walking away in that tight blue dress, he would have yelled, "You, no she," as he looks around drwaing in the crowd, "She, that so called perfect girl, is gonna have a gargantuan ass, a giant ass caboose. Go ahead and walk away fat ass." And he imagines her in the future trying to fit into that blue dress and gags.

[–] Chief_Chokeaho 13 years ago

So...what you're saying is...Mike's a Gaymofagual?

Because that's the only explanation as to why any male would turn down a girl who is in reality JLH.

Yeah, God forbid a women isn't 80 pounds, sickly, and all skin and bones.

You: Uh, she's gross, her elbow is too pointy. *nerd voice*

[–] trotsky88 13 years ago

Spanky, you're taking it way too seriously. Just imagine if Mike could have seen into the future, assuming Amanda's butt would have grown as large as Jennifer Love Hewitt's has, and imagined Amanda's giant butt squeezing into that already tight blue dress. Boy, her fat buttocks would push back against the dress like beach balls and bob and jiggle like all get out. And Mike, instead of being humiliated, would laugh and be relieved.

Another thing: I didn't like Amanda at all, especially at the party. She was self obsessed and a b-tch. I wish that the redheaded girl, the one stuck in the bathroom, would have beat Amanda's ass.

[–] Chief_Chokeaho 13 years ago

There's something seriously wrong with you, and I'll just leave it at that.