Drugs' Letter
Anyone know where i can get the quote of Drugs' letter? I can't find it online and am just way too lazy to watch the movie and copy it.
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Kill the body and the head will die
Greetings Dunph,
What's happening? I got your letter today. Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of *beep* Funderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. He'd *beep* man. Today you should have seen me and Mousy today at school today. We got cocked on a pint of Blackberry brandy and ate some T.H.C. on the bus. We were *beep* This teacher, Mr. Rivera, goes -- "What's wrong with you Delaney?" I go, "I'm totally *beep* man!" Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should - You should see this song I'm listenin' to, man. It's called, "Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend." I think it's by a group called --
This is a couple of hours later. Must have nodded out, man. I gotta go, cause I'm probably definately gonna nod out again. You want me to send you some Squeef, or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught.
Cocked in Rhode Island,
Drugs.
P.S. Mousy says he stink-fingered Bunny Cote.
That was pretty sweet.............. where's my bong?
*stink-fingered* - LOL
"....so I said to him, if this is a house of pancakes, how come I can't eat the walls" - Homer
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ME TOO!
LMAO!!!
Totally.
It's not just how funny the letter is, but the way it's read in such a formal manner. I also love how Dunph keeps sliding down lower in his chair throughout the reading.
Last film watched: Reservoir Dogs (8.5/10)
"How many indviduals named Drugs do you know?"
You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!
Exactly! Best part of the movie, in my opinion. Totally brilliant.
"We plunged into the corniucopia, quivering with desire, in the ecstasy of unbridled avarice."
It's the way the letter is read that makes it awesome, I totally agree. And, there was the part when the head master told Dunph that he had a letter from Drugs and Dunph aks "Drugs Delany?" The head master says something like, "How many people can you possibly know named Drugs?"
shareI will ALWAYS think that scene is one of the funniest comedic scenes in ANY film EVER. I laugh harder each time I watch it [couple of hundred now]. And I agree on how Dunph keeps sinking lower and lower into his chair is the best comedic acting w/o lines that anyone has ever done...and to think that Shawn was so YOUNG in that film!!! He's an awesome actor though in case anyone hasn't noticed. Catch his scene in Dallas 362 when he realizes some bad news about his friend. He deserved an OSCAR for that part!!!! I hope to all that is holy that he gets an EMMY nod or award for his job in SouthLAnd. I'm so happy that TNT picked up that series. It's incredibly good!!!
shareI will ALWAYS think that scene is one of the funniest comedic scenes in ANY film EVER.
Yea I know this is a couple of years later but yea, must've nodded off man..
Anyways there is a pretty damn good quality video of it on youtube here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgMOrdfDUYU
Damn good movie, damn great scene.
How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful? share
haha it was a really great part in the movie. loved the song too, had to get the whole soundtrack in fact so I could hear the rest of the song "dont bogart that joint" lol
thanx for the exact letter though coolness man!!!
Great scene. But don't forget that the editing also makes the scene. The cutting back and forth between Dunph, Drugs, the headmaster, and Funderbunk is classic. LMAO every time I watch it.
shareWell, you can find it on this website (In the memorable quotes section)
shareFunniest part for me hands down:
*drops bong*
"What's this contraption?"
"Uhhh.........a horn."
"Why don't you play a few notes."
I seriously laughed out loud so hard.
Very good movie.
Ciao,
Peace & Love,
Jen
ANOOP '09!
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Thanks for reminding me of this part.
If you wanna watch it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZBd--uzE28
Loved it...one of my favorite scenes.
shareEverybody laughed like a bastard....
Best line ever always makes me laugh definately how it was read by the headmaster.
I am mad I did not invent that saying....
I have a PhD in TV.
I think I love this scene (and the movie in general) because it takes me back to a time that I could get "cocked" on a pint with a friend.....7 years after high school, its more like "hey bud,want to split a 5th?" at least...Good times, great movie!
shareToday you should have seen me and Mousy today at school today.
sharehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgMOrdfDUYU ...here's the letter on youtube
Even the most primitive society has an innate respect for the insane.