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Ray Liotta's lines were hilarious.

posted 12 years ago by InsecureNeuroticControlFreak
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"and you still let her believe he went in for a soil sample?!"

Hail to the king, baby.

[–] cappolis 12 years ago

"...live a respectable life-chopping cars."

[–] kay_cee_d 12 years ago

"look at all the fish!!" *bang* *bang* *bang* LOL

[–] IsoscelesKramer 12 years ago

"You two are gonna dry up in some filthy lesbo lockdown! With bad lighting!"

"I wouldn't take a dump in the Olive Garden!"
-Kevin Nealon, Weeds

[–] juliaknight 12 years ago

"What do you do?"
"I'm a college teacher"
"What do you teach?"
"College things what are you a *beep* cop?"

[–] Anorensic 11 years ago

Do you have any idea how much therapy you people need? ....

[–] leyenda61 11 years ago

Really funny lines. I finally just saw this movie. I wasn't expecting hackman's character to kick the bucket.

-- Sent from my 13 year old P.O.S. Desktop®

[–] Schlepprock32 11 years ago

"This place is crawling with prime trim, and I barely even noticed!"

[–] InsecureNeuroticControlFreak 11 years ago

"Ew, you are one SICK SLUT!"

This is gonna *beep* do for him what "Jade" did for David Caruso.

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[–] hecantune 10 years ago

This exchange gets me every single time:

Ray: Sometimes life can be good! But you gotta be open, take chances! You gotta let go!

Sigourney: What Self-help Guru moron taught you that?

Ray: Please. It's common sense. Everybody knows that. And Deepak Chopra is not a moron!"

Back off! ... Way off!

[–] striker66 10 years ago

Wendy: Oh my god
Dean: Thanks
Wendy: Is that frostbite?
Dean: I'm fine