raise your right hand


Over the last few weeks I have noticed several people who apparently don't know their left from their right. When Douglas says "Raise your right hand", the left one goes up instead. DUH.

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That even happened once during the Simpson criminal trial. If I had been the one who was telling the litigants or witnesses to do that and they raised the wrong hand I would shout, "Your OTHER right hand!!!!!!"

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It doesn't necessarily make them dumb. I have a PhD in psychology and I have problems with it. It can be attributed to an extremely mild form of dyslexia. For the longest time, I literally had to think for a second about which hand I wrote with before I told someone to turn left or right.

Interestingly enough, in college I took Japanese as my foreign language. If someone asks me in Japanese, I can immediately tell them if it is "migi" or "hidari." Problem is, that doesn't come up too often.

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