Thing We Learned From The Other Sister...

Wow that just made my day! Thank you for the laugh! It is terrible but true.

Bartenders at the Sutter Hills Country Club have no problem getting the mentally challenged guests drunk.

Members of the Sutter Hills Country Club will laugh at the mentally challenged. This is not, repeat not, a place to bring your retarded friends and/or family.

Sutter Hills Country Club is not retard friendly.

The Sutter Hills Country Club hires crap singers/barbershop quartets for their holiday parties. Note to self, do not accept invitations to any of their holiday parties.

Do not show up to weddings if you are retarded. The wedding planner will assume you are in search of the soup kitchen which may result in embarrassment for all.

Two lipstick lesbians can be attracted to eachother.

Retarded people do own fire extinguishers and can flush the toilet (when reminded).

If you get rejected from USC or UCLA, there's always the Polytechnic School as an alternative. I mean if two retards can get in to the computer programming school, the sky's the limit for you.

--Retarded girls love dead blues singers and

--Retarded boys love marching band music-Especially "76 Trombones".

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And marshmallows.

---they have moms played by Diane Keaton

--they have dads played by Tom Skerritt.

BTW Ever notice, that contrary to the "Free spirited" description of Diane Keaton, the mom in this, in Diane's own entry, she has been sometimes seen playing overbearing, as in 2007's "Because I said so"...glad she still retains that Diane Keaton free spiritedness in 2008's "Mad Money")

Getting back to things we learn
-they can get EASILY upset by being LAUGHED AT!

Amanda Bynes is hot and Lindsay Lohan is not.
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