things i learned from this movie...

-when going to get a bank loan, always dressup in pink tights and a snuffalofagus sweater, rectum riding jeans, wearing randy man savage ripped shirts, and a kelly kapowski mullet

-also you can assault a bank representative and get escorted out by police without them even touching you

-if you're a teacher and you walk in on two bohemoth ex-wrestlers tying up two ten year old kids, just take them all into a room and teach them their abc's

-there's a twilight zone place somewhere in america where clean cut security guards are abnormal and two roided up bozo punky brewster dressing guys riding in a 80 foot tonka truck is normal

-the best way to save a baby in front of a speeding car is do a front handspring and roll on top of the kid( next time splurge on the fake baby instead of using a stuffed pillow)

-you can record a song for your movie on a fisher price tape/mic recorder

-it is not abnormal for two thirtysomething males to read books lying on the floor like toddlers playing footsie

-the whole idea of throwing someone through a glass door is so that you dont to hurt yourself but the one you are fighting