Saving Private Douchebag


Would have been a better title

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It's ok sweety. Some day an adult will explain the movie to you. Until then you can just sit there and watch the neat explosions. 

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Haha this movie can be understood completely by a 10 year old. The visuals are great, especially for the time. But the emotions and themes of the film are about as simple as it gets, even for a war movie. That doesn't make it bad, but it does keep it from being great.

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Why'd you feel Ryan was douchebag? I thought he was quite capable soldier who found the rescue mission just as stupid as the others did. There was a long and dangerous road back and agreeing to return immediately would have risked his own team.

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Because he didn't cure cancer or invent a long-lasting light bulb. He just grew old to be a "good man".

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Well, this is a fantasy story based upon some things which happened in the real world. Who's to say he didn't cure cancer or invent a long-lasting light bulb? 

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