Things I learned from Mulan
Toothpaste and toothbrushes existed in Ancient Chinese times
Always reflect before you snack--ACT!
A "lucky" cricket can cause a disaster with your Chinese matchmaker
If you go swimming with a woman posing as a man, you will not even suspect that "she" is a man based on body hair, curves and even when she drops the masculine voice. And luckily the other men won't see your privates
Men as swift as a coursing river, with the force of a great typhoon, and the strength of a raging fire are as mysterious as the dark side of the moon
If your Chinese matchmaker tells you that you will never bring your family honor, you may end up saving all of China in the end
Hot tea on your face extinguishes fire on your butt
Men say hello by punching
Tiny red dragons are your worst nightmare
Chinese women instantly get larger eyebrows if they cut their hair
If the Huns invade during a parade in China, they could be hiding in the dragon costume
Men in the Chinese army are amazing singers
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.