Questions

0) What the FRIG was that ridiculous speech 1900 gives about showing up at the "golden gates" (not the pearly gates) and getting 2 right arms??? It was pure nonsense.
1) Why did this movie suck so bad?
2) Why was it so long?
3) Why would anyone want to see a longer version?
4) Was anyone else really creeped out when 1900 kisses a sleeping (possibly) teenage girl that he's never met or spoken to on the mouth?
5) Why were 80% of the characters such caricatures?
6) Why did the Pruitt get cast when he can't act?
7) What about all those other awful analogies at the end?
8) Why couldn't he at least take the record (instead of his trumpet) and go give it to the girl at the fish market and have that be the end?
9) If you beg your friend to do something for years, why ridicule him when he's finally going to do it?
0) My willing suspension of disbelief goes pretty far - you wanna roll around playing piano and not crashing into stuff that's fine, you wanna light a cigarette on piano chords, go for it - but How the heck was 1900 surviving in that ship for however long it was and how was his tux so clean?
1) What was the line 1900 said to jelly roll when he put the cig in his mouth? he said "you smoke it" and then i missed the next part and my rewind button doesn't work
2) Did anyone NOT hate his crap speech about the city "not ending" and comparing it to an infinite keyboard and all that? The city ends at the frigging borders and "land" ends at the atlantic and pacific you jackass.
3) Why did everyone boo when 1900 played the second song in the duel? Not only did he play the song (presumably by ear after hearing it only once) but he played it better with added improv parts
4) How was this made by the same guy that made the wonderful Nuovo Cinema Paradiso?


Other than the above questions I really liked the first 3/4 of this film.