Funniest Scene - Three Kings (1999) Discussion

[–] Sweeneyian 16 years ago

How about when they're trying to convince the soldier(s) to give them all the cars from the secret bunker to transport the refugees? They start this whole UNITY chant, everybody's happy and excited....and the soldier, from a grin to straight face simply says, "But I cannot give you the cars." George Clooney fires back, "OK then we'll buy em."

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[–] sktborder826 16 years ago

when they are all thinking about their respected jobs, and spike jonze think about shooting the stuffed animals and says " I don't got a day job." lol i almost shat myself i was laughing so hard.

cellar door

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[–] JackBauerJr 16 years ago

The Michael Jackson discussion wins hands down...not saying the ones you mentioned arent funny. who who hehe

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[–] housist 16 years ago

I laughed a lot when they showed Saddam's army fleeding as they really thought it was Saddam coming after them and at the same time showing Spike Jonze's character looking quite scared while driving that car - and that song 'if you leave me now' playing on the radio :D

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[–] abortive 16 years ago

clooney hypes up the resistance only to not get a handout.

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[–] makxim 16 years ago

All scenes with Walter, especially with a night vision goggles

Clooney's *beep* scene at camp

And many, many more

Though I must this move is also very very sad.

Hmmm...

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[–] koffeenkreame41-1 8 years ago

I laughed a lot when they showed Saddam's army fleeding as they really thought it was Saddam coming after them and at the same time showing Spike Jonze's character looking quite scared while driving that car - and that song 'if you leave me now' playing on the radio :D

That made me LMAO so hard  That was gold haha

"I'm the ultimate badass,you do NOT wanna f-ck wit me!"Hudson,Aliens😬

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[–] moviedude908 16 years ago

Spike Jonze: "sir is it true to get into the special forces you have to cut of an enemy's ear"
George Clooney: (looks over to Mark Wahlberg)"can you control him"

HAHAHAHA.....

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[–] Ben_Kenobi20 16 years ago

When the cows get's blown to pieces hahahaahah

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[–] josh1116 16 years ago

My favorite is in the tent when their going over the plan, and all the ridiculous stuff Conrad says....for example "That's where they put baby Moses in the basket!"

"No, that was Egypt"

*starts humming Three Kings*

Shut up!

"We three kings be stealing the gold..."

SHHHHHH

*gets even louder, lol* "My friends all drive porches..."

Are you done singing?

hahaha

Day jobs cut scene

And of course the bullion soup conversation....the stone cold way George Clooney just looks back and responds, cracks my ass up, that must have taken a ton of takes not to laugh

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[–] jmorris023 15 years ago

"Blacks make better receivers than quarterbacks"

"Doug Williams not only took the Redskins to the Superbowl, but they won it".

I quote that line whenever anyone talks about Vick or McNabb. It never gets old.

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[–] TurquoiseBananas 15 years ago

How about when they're trying to convince the soldier(s) to give them all the cars from the secret bunker to transport the refugees? They start this whole UNITY chant, everybody's happy and excited....and the soldier, from a grin to straight face simply says, "But I cannot give you the cars." George Clooney fires back, "OK then we'll buy em."

This, the character intros and when they find the map up the prisoner's a$$ lol.

Dodge This .

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[–] haroon_rashid420 15 years ago

'the bullion soup conversation'

which one was that??

After all these years, Three Kings is still one of my all-time favourite movies.
I lol'ing just by reading about the scenes, lol.

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[–] heyanerd 15 years ago

I found the "kicking the Americophile out of the car" moment to NOT be funny AT ALL ...in fact, I think it was trying to make a tragic sort of point

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[–] RParmly-3 15 years ago

The reporter in the middle of the war stopping to cry about some pelicans made be laugh;

"It's SO GODDAMNED HORRIBLE!!! Jesus Christ..."
"Those poor ****ing birds! Look at 'em... so sad."

Denny Crane.

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[–] tehfestizio 15 years ago

Yeah I agree. That scene was not funny in the slightest.

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