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Funniest lines/scenes?

posted 17 years ago by wiresandwood
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This movie is even better in my eyes now that I'm nineteen. When I was younger, I saw it just because it was THE SPICE GIRLS (!), but now I look back and understand more of the jokes and find it to be simply hilarious! It cheers me up no matter how bad a mood I'm in.

So, what are your favourite parts?

One of mine is when three of the girls are speaking to the boy in a coma -

Geri: Hi, Malcolm. I'm Geri.
Mel C.: I'm Melanie.
Victoria: AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOLM!!

Victoria's delivery is perfect, I laugh EVERY time.

[–] heat_like_burning 16 years ago

Yea the "IM VICTORIA" line was brilliant. And the bit in the bus where Nicolas going into labour.

hey, yoda needs to give some better advice, or yoda needs to shut the *beep* up

[–] Dragoneyed363 16 years ago

EVERY SINGLE SCENE AND LINE IS PERFECT!!!!!
I don't have a favorite, because I love every scene equally.
GO SPICE WORLD!!!!!

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[–] tinakitten42 16 years ago

Definitely the part at the end when Clifford threatens to hang himself onstage.

And the scene where they dress up as each other. I always laugh at that part.
But it's all hilarious.

[–] CorporateTakeover 16 years ago

Roger moore and pig that thinknig its a chicken
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F4p9c_qcNwI

and the belly flop when Mel C jumps into the water, hahaha hilarious

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[–] ricky_says_hi 16 years ago

the bit when Emma is listing all the teddies she has on her bed to the topless dancer

Emma: and i have woody, buzz, one of the aliens, a bunny and a fluffy hot water bottle so there's just not enough room for you mate

whose *beep* jizz is it!!!??

[–] magic_pride8 16 years ago

alot of Posh lines were hilarious..and Geri too

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[–] sirdelish 16 years ago

The whole mad dash to Albert Hall was hysterical.

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[–] SilverStarTexan 16 years ago

mine's got to be between when clifford is freaking out at the creepy house or of course the crazy bus ride:)

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[–] epicsausage 16 years ago

Hear this, hear this. Please do not store moisturising cream in the refrigerator, as it can be mistaken for mayonnaise. That is all.

[–] Blue_Spirit61 16 years ago

The little gucci dress scene :) flipping hilarious

my other favorite was
Or if they find a cure for deja vu
Pfft. Not me
Or if they find a cure for deja vu
Pfft. Not me

And I will get him back even as he gloats. In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats!

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[–] mynacion 15 years ago

Oh my God. Love that scene.

Posh- The LITTLE Gucci Dress, the Little GUCCI Dress, OR, the Little Gucci DRESS
(?) Baby- I know. The little GUCCI dress.

Cracks me up every time

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[–] shayneferry 15 years ago

I love the SPICE FORCE FIVE bit hahahahahahhaha SO FUNNY

[–] starr_ct 15 years ago

ONE of the best lines in the film is during the photoshoot scene, when they dress up as each other and Victoria is dressed as Baby Spice, leans towards the camera and says "My mummy is my best friend. Ssshhh!"
Also the Mother flash - "Thank God for boarding school - I only see mine once a month..." Victoria is flawless with every line, she's great. They all make fun of themselves but she's the best at it.
Also after the scary night, and Geri's telling them about the animals that pee on each other, the look on Victoria's face - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] iminlovewithbsb 15 years ago

I love the whole Mr. Step dance scene! The Alien Scene OMG anything to do with Posh!

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[–] PurpleLemonadeDinosaur 14 years ago

I like the "And I'm Victoria...Malcolm!" It scared me the first time I heard that.

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[–] usersince03 13 years ago

The scene with the boy in hospital where Victoria says to Geri why don't you take your top off.

[–] sgtpeppers2001 13 years ago

The scene where they dress up as each other. I think it's Mel B dressed as Geri who says something like "blah blah blah girl power, feminism. know what i mean?"

[–] coldplayfairy 13 years ago

My absolute favorite is when it is raining on that man in the office. I don't know why. It cracks me up everytime.

[–] flimz19 10 years ago

"Ill find someone Kevin. I just wish you wouldn't get so upset"

love that whole scene for some odd reason

Posh is Hysterical in this.

Mel B: Here Vicky, you want to borrow this?
Victoria: I'm not that desperate, thank you

Clifford: What do you mean, aliens.
Mel C: You know aliens from outer space?
Emma: They had little squishy faces!
Victoria: Yeah, and really cheap green coats

I could go on...

[–] CortneyAkana 13 years ago

Spice Girls: "We can't dance like that."
Dance instructor: "I know, I've seen your videos. MUWHA HAHA!"

A boat that floats on water can also sink in it.

[–] gtrwizrd 12 years ago

All those crazy Roger Moore lines and also that crazy dance teacher Mr Step. Btw I had to watch that scene like 7 times because Baby Spice is so cute!

[–] RedSimba 12 years ago

* Favorite lines:

Emma: I don't believe in star signs.
Geri: See you wouldn't because you're an Aquarian and Aquarians don't believe in anything.
Emma: I don't believe that either.

* Favorite scene:

The army dance camp! Posh passing the entire obstacle course never gets old lol.