'When the speeding melon hits the wall, it's Christmas for crows.'
I know this line was intended to be goofy and obscure like most of Roger Moore's dialog in movie the but it actually made perfect sense. Make a mistake and people will be all over it. Out of all his lines this one actually got no WFT reaction out of me whatsoever.
BTW only Roger Moore could deliver those lines so perfectly.
"Shame on you for making me use my rape-whistle in a non-rape situation!"