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100 Things I Learned From Spice World

posted 14 years ago by natalie503
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1. Moisturizer can be mistaken for mayonnaise when kept in the refrigerator.
2. Sunday drivers suck, even on Saturdays.
3. Emma's smile can get her out of anything.
4. The Spice Girls can speak alien.
5. There's a lot of things their driver can do, but he won't do that.
6. They owe Brian for a lot of coffees.
7. They like boys with no cheese!
8. If Mel C isn't there and her team loses....It is implied that there will be hell to pay.
9. There is a type of animal in the jungle or the rain forest that pees on a girl to tell her he fancies her.
10. The Spice Girls are friends with Elton John.

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[–] Dragoneyed363 13 years ago

16. It won't go very far, she's still got her tights on.
17. Her dream was much, much worse. Well you see she had a head, but there was no make-up on it.
18. They need five for the power of spice!
19. You can fit a whole house on the Spice Girls' double decker.
20. Penny needs to turn that racket down!

"I don't smoke, drink or swear anymore. F^ck! I left my bag of weed at the pub."

[–] PopSixSquish 11 years ago

Except that Geri was given a bit of misinformation--the largest fish in the world is the whale shark! xD Still, it's hilarious the way she says it (love her obsession with wildlife and trivia), and then later Victoria's just like, "...What do you think about manta rays?"

[–] afineconundrum 13 years ago

21. Mel C. can't tell the difference between a fart and the noises of an alien spaceship.
22. It is important to clean clumps of hair from the plugholes because it is unhygienic to prevent flooding.
23. The headless chicken can only know where he has been, he cannot see where he is going.
24. The Spice Girls are terrible in an emergency (like when Nicola goes into labor).
25. When a baby is overdue, you ought to start charging it storage fees.
26. Krtkkarphillmuk has four K's, not three.
27. It's physically possible for a full grown man to crawl out of a toilet.
28. You can convince Emma to do anything if you promise her a milk chocolate magnum.
29. Mel B's favorite food is bacon butties.
30. Emma's mommy is her best friend.

[–] BrycleySuxx 13 years ago

27. It's physically possible for a full grown man to crawl out of a toilet.

Perfect.

[–] mitchell_68 12 years ago

31. God mother's do not get stretch marks
32. Tonight is the night when 3 become 1
33. Aqurians don't believe in anything
34.It's probably a pair of rolled up socks down there.

[–] PuMpItUp9 12 years ago

35. If you have a hard time remembering which one was Victoria, look for the one that looks posh.
36. Tacky was an understatement.
37. Coma patients will wake up as long as you mention breasts.
38. Goldfish bring back rough memories.
39. Geri can beat Mel.C in an obstacle course.
30. Everyone, I repeat, everyone, loves the spice girls. So do you. Don't lie.

[–] BayBayBean 12 years ago

31. Victoria can't run in heels.
32. Deborah hasn't had a boyfriend in like 6 months.
33. Emma must have a lollipop at all times.
34. Sporty's clothes are the most comfy.
35. Everybody dresses way over the top at parties.
36. Deborah has a degree in politics, philosophy, and economics, but has spent her entire life worrying about whether Mel C is wearing the right Nike AirMacs.
37. Clifford will get 4 friends and dress as Victoria if need be....

[–] moviemania513 12 years ago

48. Mel B seems very protective of Emma.
49. They all seem very uncomfortable dressing up as each other (except Geri).
50. Emma has big shoes.
51. A show can't go on if ALL 5 Spice Girls do not show up.
52. Clifford will not looking good dressing up as Victoria.
53. Geri is speaking Spanish, not French. (I think so?)
54. The Spice Girls: They're young, they're cute, they're hip, they're wacky.
55. They have loyal fans.

[–] ComtessaLaRue 12 years ago

56. Do NOT make her laugh. It'll shoot out like a CANNONBALL!

[–] MoleMchenry 12 years ago

57. Mel B is from Leeds
58. The Spice Girls know how to thank their fans in many languages.
59. The Spice Girls got as far as they have with faith, courage, and a wonder bra.

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[–] beforesunset83 12 years ago

60. Don't trust Clifford when he says that all the paparazzi and fans are in the front of the studio
61. The Spice Girls go to bed in full make-up
62. Emma's always going to be seen as Baby Spice-you know the sweet and innocent one. Even when she's...thirty.
63. The little Ginger one is full of useless information
64. Don't wear dry-clean only dresses on boats
65. Even when she's wet with disgusting river water, Victoria is will not wear Mel B's clothes.
66. If you're a competition winner interviewed by a documentary crew-know that you won't make the final cut
67. Elvis Costello moonlights as a bartender in his spare time
68. If you release a single that's not as "kicking" as your previous records, you'll get sentenced to having your next record chart at #179 before dropping out the next week
69. The Ministry of Sound has no dress code.

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[–] mitchell_68 12 years ago

70. Everyone rolls their eyes at Geri

[–] LCro 12 years ago

71. Clifford thinks he may have just started the break up of the Spice Girls!
72. In Emma's bed, she has two teddies, a rabbit, two dollies, and one Susan, she's got a bad eye and then she's got a green giraffe which she won at a fair, he was the only one left and she felt really sorry for him, then there's Buzz, Woody, the alien, and then a fluffy pink hot water bottle.

[–] jajceboy 11 years ago

73: Victoria can't run in heels.
74: After the fight with Clifford all the girls think about the same café.
75. Hugh Laurie makes a great Poirot
76: McMaxford should have just waited a bit more to get his dream headline: "Spice Girls split up".
77: Apparently it is very easy to plant a bomb on the bus.
78: Mentioning Victoria's top can make people wake up from severe coma.
79: The girls are huge in space
80: And the aliens can watch the concert from their planet.

[–] Stompgal_87 11 years ago

81. Bob Geldof doesn't like his hairstyle that Mel B did at the party.
82. An ex boyfriend is a girl's former boyfriend (this was the first ever film in which I heard this term).
83. Damien was played by the first presenter of The Crystal Maze.
84. Barry Humphries plays Kevin McMaxford.
85. Jonathan Ross interviews the girls briefly early in the film.
86. The version of Wannabe used was actually the demo version.
87. Stephen Fry as the judge calls the two Mels Melvin rather than Melanie.

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[–] MichaelMovieLoft 10 years ago

88. Don't play chess with Scary Spice or she will set the fairground horses free.
89. Geri looks good in Sporty Spice's wardrobe.
90. Jennifer Saunders wardrobe was furnished by Manta Ray.
91. Meat Loaf likes the song "Mama".
92. Barnaby does not like anyone who is not part of the Spice phenomenon.
93. It is impossible to get a plumber to a bus that travels the countryside.
94. The girls cannot have the morning off.
95. Mr. Step is your mother now, and he doesn't mean superior.
96. Victoria gets bored on boat rides.

[–] dontyouwantaballoon 9 years ago

97. Dont Touch Mel B's Breasts
98. The Countryside is Bloody Muddy

[–] clayton-sjc 8 years ago

99. Apparently, Geri can only act as ginger spice (see sex and the city s06e10 - i still love her, though!)
100. Having an ensemble cast is not enough to satisfy the fu***** who give the ratings here..