The Saint-- What Went Wrong?
And to think I'd been blaming Robert Evans for screwing this up...
Turns out it was Kilmer.
First things first--I'm a Saint fan. As a kid I read all the books and watched the Roger Moore TV series in reruns and would even catch the original George Sanders movies on late night. I like the character. The Happy Highwayman, the Brighter Buccaneer himself.
And then came the Saint movie. I was excited. I like Kilmer, Robert Evans is a legend, Elisabeth Shue is talented, it all sounds good. Unfortunately, it wasn't. I realize there are many defenders of this film on this board but frankly I have no idea why. Aside from serving as a mildly entertaining diversion this film is failure.
First of all, Simon Templar is a Robin Hood character--he'd never work for people like Tretiak. The Saint works for himself and steals from the rich and gives to the poor. I'm not sure who Val Kilmer is playing, but he's not the Saint. Oh, his name may be Simon Templar (Hell, they barely even use that), but he's not the Saint.
I recently found out, thanks to an old Premiere magazine article, that Kilmer himself was responsible for two of the most egregious mistakes of the film--the idea of Templar as a master of disguise and the incredibly unbelievable romance. How Kilmer had the clout to insist on these script changes is beyond me. As far as I know he is not a writer with over fifty books published, as was Charteris.
Templar is not a master of disguise. He is not a spy. He does not fall in love. To understand this, imagine that I want to make a James Bond movie, but I decide that Bond should be a married private detective in San Francisco. Doesn't seem right does it?
I'm watching it right now and folks,it's just not good. Lame script that relies on coincidences, ridiculous plot twists, sappy romance, and the worst Australian accent committed to celluloid. A heart condition? Puh-lease. At least Val got to trot out his Doc Holliday accent for one scene.
Unfortunately, it's all the worse due to the damage they've done to the source material.
I have my doubts about the Saint being the financial success the studio had hoped for. The studio had big plans on turning the Saint into a franchise and probably would have green lit a sequel if the first one had performed up to expectations (Kilmer was already signed). Premiere reported the initial budget at $60 million. Throw in advertising (another 15-20) and you're looking at an almost $80 million investment on a film that according to Box Office Mojo only brought in $118 million in total. Not a good enough return on their investment to pursue a sequel.
"I am the Saint - you may have heard of me. Just a twentieth-century privateer. In my small way I try to put right a few of the things that are wrong with this cock-eyed world, and clean up some of the excrescences I come across."