sequels

These are sequels that are not going to be made, but I have wrote brief outlines of what a storyline could be, but please no one get an idea that I am trying to destroy brilliant films, I was thinking of these while watching Lawn Dogs, so I just disgusted myself by thinking of these sequels, so just test yourself at them.

Lawn Dogs 2 - Sam Rockwell and Mischa Barton come back to there hometown and look at what it has become, a town of demise where only people who believe in horrible deeds. They cross paths and realise they have a love for each other, they start slowly and then by the end of the movie they fall gently into each others arms and sleep together for the first time.

Legally Blonde 3: Even Blonder in London - Elle Woods finds out about a Animal testing plan to conjure up in London, England. When the blonde queen finds out about this she decides that she will go to London and try to ban this horrible bit of animal cruelty. When she gets into London she mixes with 'the street crime' and ends up falling all over herself, she discovers that her dog is about to be tested and she gets 'the street crime' to help her beat the cruel animal testers!

Valiant 2: Feed the Pidgeons - The pidgeon race is falling down on itself and Valiant, king of all pidgeons is sent to defeat the crow leader, SGT. Bosnof.

Bridget Jones 3: Fatter in America - Bridget see's a future for herself and its in America, the home of the fat! She goes over there to find a whole world of new sexy men, but the problem is the man she loves is in England and she realises that her dream has been left behind.

The Lawnmower man 2 - A man is transformed into a robot by a machiene that makes him immortal to human touch.

I'll think of some more soon, you do too!

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