I think it's just not a terribly popular genre; it's pretty "niche" at the moment, so fans of the form can't find much. Weirdly, it peeked in the '80s with a slew of ersatz Conan pictures with varying success.
To be honest, I didn't find Arnold all that goofy. I don't say he was the highest calibre of actor, but I didn't get the impression he was sending up the material in Conan.
If you're down with taking your S&S in cartoon form (not cartoony), maybe Ralph Bakshi's Fire & Ice? Actually, his version of Lord of the Rings has as much S&S as high fantasy, I think. Another weird alternative S&S would be The Dark Crystal, right? Maybe it's a little light on the "sword" part of the equation, but it's pretty close in terms of vibe. Despite being Jim Henson, it's not a comedy or send-up; it's the real deal.
Dragonslayer took itself seriously.
Personally, I'd call 300 a serious S&S movie, although I can certainly understand where disagreement might exist there.
Other (mostly) serious S&S:
Beowulf (2007)
The Black Cauldron (albeit for kids)
47 Ronin
Willow
Legend
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