The Jackal's hair would be completely fried
He's dyeing it different colors practically every other day for two weeks. Bleaching it, dyeing it. Over and over and over again. Doing that literally fries your hair to the point where it would snap off in your fingers.
By the time he got to the gay guy's place, it would be so fried that it would be snapping off in his hands. It would be falling out in clumps. Not exactly the best way to get in bed with someone.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.