favourate line?


anti-wrinkle cream there may be ...but anti-fatbastard cream there is not!

any 1 else?

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"Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed!"

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"I'm not a chicken drumstick Gerald!"


Classic

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" What you doin with them you great bugger, they're bloody borrowed them ! ".

" No way, no and never in that order, kid ".



" The lunchbox has landed ".

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'I'd run you down soon as look at you.'

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1. "Put down and p*ss off!"
2. "Ant-wrinkle cream there maybe, but anti-fat b*****d cream, there is none"
3. "I think this bugger's sinking!"

Basically all of Daves lines.

R~O
TEAM EDWARD!!!
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" - St. Trinian's (2007)

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"Does your dad dance in front of you a lot?"

Last movie I watched:The Full Monty
"I don't question your existence."~God
J.U.A.

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Gaz is doing his "strip" (coins falling out of his coat pockets)early in the story. He quips "I need an audience."
Dave's retort into the loudspeaker "you need a doctor," always makes me laugh.

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"You don't have to *beep* swim you divvy, that's the whole point."

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every second line is funny, and all the funny lines are great.. but my favourite line of the entire movie is:

me, Dave. i do.

chokes me up every damn time.

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"Cos you're thin and he's fat and you're both ****ing ugly" makes me howl everytime.

 It's indie rock and roll for me 

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1. You're fat, he's skinny and you're both facking ugly.
2. I've got "SERIAL KILLER" written all over me forehead.
3. You're just going to stand there while some fellow waves his tackle at your mrs? (I think that's how the line went)

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After they are busted during the undress rehearsal a female police officer asks Nathan

"So your daddy dances in front of you, does he?

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- you....strippers?
-why not?
because you are very fat and you so skinny ..and because you both are fucking ugly...

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"Well ladies do not forget your microscopes"

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