Best quote of the movie - Fire Down Below (1997) Discussion

[–] FireJake41 20 years ago

"If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey."

and
"Come out boy...don't hide behind that big pimple"

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[–] jeffmartin48 20 years ago

Hanner JR: He's trouble, do you want me to take him out?

Hanner SR: You couldn't take a cheeseburger from a drive through!

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[–] wilco96 20 years ago

"that's a nice name", well seagal says this to everybody who tell him his/her name. It's getting funny after the third time

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[–] bob-ktown 15 years ago

I've noticed that too. He says that at least 4 times (3 kids + Sarah). :D

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[–] vestdennis 12 years ago

It must be nice to be able to make movies where you are the hero and gets the girl and the best lines. But then that's Seagal...

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[–] PhantomNocona 20 years ago

After Seagal takes out the 4 bouncers, and enters the room where Kris Kristofferson is playing cards, the one friend leaves the room and says

"Orin, good luck with this incredibly large fellow"

Love That

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[–] pasforum 19 years ago

I'm gonna slap you like a red headed step child.

How's the proctologist?

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[–] Conan_The_Barbarian 19 years ago

If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

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[–] Jonnyquest4 19 years ago

Best quote is when they're at the square dance and Sarah turns to Seagal and says, "Do you play guitar?" to give him a lead-in to play guitar with the band. I could just see Seagal wanting that added in when going over the script lol

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[–] biggneddy 19 years ago

'Now maybe that's because i'm a bad shot...or maybe I just wanted you to live to meet Tyrone'.

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[–] getsweethair 19 years ago

Youre a piece of *beep* and Im ashamed of you.

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[–] wheels128 19 years ago

Watched this again last night, and there were so many classics:

Bald guy: "You came this close to having me stomp your ass."

Bald guy: "I'm gonna have to educate you on how to properly beat the s*** out of someone."

Kristofferson: "Son you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-thru."

Seagal: "When this is over, you can go to your favourite proctologist and get a soothing ointment. How do you want it?"

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[–] FreakinFred 18 years ago

"did you get to first base or did you take him all the way home?"

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[–] paulr03 16 years ago

Kristofferson: "Son you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-thru."

Almost spit my beer across the room on that one!

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[–] justspam513 18 years ago

"I loved fixing your porch."

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[–] alonsoswife 17 years ago

"how's the proctologist?"
"let's face it i don't believe in ur authority"
"Junior!come here i wanna talk 2 u"
"do u call the fire department when somebody lights a cigarette?"
"you couldn't take a cheeseburger out from the drive through"
"now u can sue me"

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[–] mjc-33 17 years ago

has to be when seagal knocks the hillbillys teeth out in the bar and the hillbilly says "is that all you got son, you gotta have more than that"
pure magic :)

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[–] RVD619 17 years ago

I have a bunch but these were my favorites:

Thug: "You could be an English teacher except probably you don't understand plain English. Get out."
Thug 2: "Get out. That's pretty plain English. Get out."

Seagal: "I've also decided that if you don't like it, that's tough sh**
Thug: "I've got your tough sh** right here."
He tries to punch Seagal then Seagal elbows him and takes out 5 or 6 guys with a piece of wood.
Then Seagal says: "I cracked my wood. That's no good."

Thug (with his nose broken): "Turn him loose. I said turn him loose."
Then Seagal backfists him in the nose - that was great.

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